Bun

...

Fuck I.C.E

*Gestures that the kids can uncover their ears.*

I'm back

I'm back

Woman: "B-batman? Like... scary, grumpy Batman?"

Superman: "Oh, don't worry! He's great with kids!"

Woman: "I'm not so sure-"

Batman, appearing out of the shadows with a baby wrapped up in his arms, and a diaper bag: "Are you the mother?"

Woman: "Oh! Yes-"

Batman, eyes narrowing: "Prove it."

Woman: "Excuse me??"

Superman, sighing tiredly: "Batman..."

Batman: "Prove. It. Which foot has a birth mark?"

Woman: "Her left??"

Batman, eyes still narrowed, slowly holds the baby out and only relaxes and gives the baby back when she makes grabby hands for her mother.

Woman, hugging the baby to her chest: "Oh there's my little girl!"

Batman, handing over the bag and a notebook: "The notebook has every time she fed and how much she ate. Every time she slept and for how long, along with any disturbances. Every time I changed her, and if there was anything concerning - which, there wasn't. She's very healthy. You should be proud."

Woman: "... thank you?"

The woman and the baby leave. Batman visibly deflates.

Superman: "You already miss the baby, huh?"

Batman: "She was so small..."

requested by @leciasxmuses

Hey guys, so recently in our inbox, we got a submission about anon hate and tracking IP addresses of anon asks. Sadly, I’ve been doing some research and with the new tumblr asks, I cannot find any way to track the IP address but you can block the IP address from sending any more anon messages to your inbox. So if you are getting anon hate or say someone is taking advantage of your triggers, this is how you block an anon’s IP address, it’s simple and actually a tumblr feature:

1. Go to the message in the inbox and press the three grey dots in the corner of the message.

2. Press the block button

3. Click the blue ‘Block’ and this will block and anonymous messages from that IP address from getting sent to your inbox. You can still get sent messages from the actual account but not anonymous.

Voila! You have now blocked that IP address from sending you anon messages. It’s not a perfect fix but it’s something. 

I hope this helps someone out there!

If someone says smth nasty on anon, it means they’re too much of a coward 2 just DM you!! Especially if they’re criticising YOUR blog!!! Like where’s their blog to compare??