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I once worked with a French Lady and I asked her 'Do you speak French?' She said 'Oui' so I replied with 'Bon jaw! Jam Apples Froot Loop!' And that's why I'm not allowed to work in France

Froot Loop and his brilliant ability to master languages

#crap teachers say #humour #froot loop #french #try saying it out loud

Story Time With Froot Loop

When I was a young boy, my Dad often worked late, so my Mother would put his dinner in the oven to keep it warm for when he came home. One evening, we were having one of those pies that are 90% air and 10% filling with some salad. As normal my Dad wasn’t there, so my Mother, as she normally would, put it into the oven on a low heat so it wouldn’t go cold. He came home 4 hours later and my Mother directed him to the oven so he could have is tea. Unfortunately, because she had put the whole dish in the oven, the salad was black round the edges and curling - My Dad was not particularly happy.

And that’s the story of how my Mother burnt a salad!

(We’ve never let her live it down!)

#crap teachers say #humour #froot loop #story time #salad #cooking disasters

Everyone knows IKEA's food is the best. Boy do those guys know how to make meatballs! Although I wouldn't recommend taking your date there...

Froot Loop giving us dating advice

#crap teachers say #froot loop #dating #dates #ikea #meatballs #food #humour

Student 1: Wake me up! Wake me up inside! Can't wake up!Wake me up inside! SAVE MEEEEEE!

Student 2: I said effervescence! Not Evanescence!

#crap students say #humour #bring me to life #evanescence #effervescence #science #chemistry

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If a house had the same structure as your essay, all the occupants would be dead.

Advice I gave to my brother. He banned me from reading his work once he’d finished crying

#crap students say #crap I say #brother #essay #structure #dead #house #he'll appreciate it in the long run

Ho Ho Homework

Maths teacher trying to get into the festive mood

#crap teachers say #humour #maths #christmas #festive #homework #ho ho ho

Turns out it's quite difficult to re-enact the Battle of Trafalgar without a boat...

Member of the sea cadets

#crap students say #humour #sea cadets #battle of trafalgar #boat

Maths Teacher: I can't tell if you guys are confused, falling asleep, bored out of your mind or inwardly ecstatic.

Student: All of the above

Maths Teacher: Well... That's some existence you've got going on over there!

#crap teachers say #humour #maths #confused #asleep #bored #inwardly ecstatic #all of the above #existance #what is life

Ever seen Ice Road Truckers? No? Wow. It actually turns out that you have a life!

Maths teacher being surprised by the fact that maths students aren’t complete and utter weirdos

#crap teachers say #humour #maths #ice road truckers

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Froot Loop, while witting a difficult question on the board: I keep telling people I'm a jerk

Student, under their breath: You don't need to tell them...

#crap teachers say #humour #jerk #froot loop

*Yodelling from other another classroom*

Froot Loop: It seems we have Vikings next door

*Yodelling continues*

Froot Loop: Go back to Denmark... or Norway... or which ever part of Scandinavia you're from!

#crap teachers say #froot loop #vikings #Scandinavian problems #yodelling #humour

Why are all the fun things sinful? Drugs... Alcohol... Suicide....

Evidence that either the education system is failing our students or our students are failing the education system

#crap students say #humour #sinful #drugs #alcohol #suicide

We've just taken one of the most accurate and precise subjects to exist and reduced it to pure guesswork. Good job everyone

Maths teacher becoming frustrated about a class’ lack of respect for calculus

#crap teachers say #humour #maths #calculus #guesswork

That's the thing about romantic composers, they can't just write p, they have to tell you how to p

Music teacher who couldn’t stop laughing after she realised what she’d said

#crap teachers say #humour #try saying it out loud #music #romantic composers

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Froot Loop: I'm an environmentalist

Class: Great. Good for you.

Froot Loop: Honest! What do trees breathe in?

Class: Carbon dioxide

Froot Loop: What does my car produce?

Class: Carbon dioxide

Froot Loop: See! I'm saving the planet!

Class: *awkward silence*

Froot Loop: That was a joke. A bad joke, but a joke

#crap teachers say #chemistry #environmetalists #carbon dioxide #not sure that this is right #froot loop #humour

Who will actually admit to liking algebra? I don't and if you do, keep your mouth shut.

Froot Loop expressing his hate of algebra to a class that is mainly made up of physics and maths students

#crap teachers say #maths #physics #algebra #froot loop #humour

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