crappy stand ideas

Stand that can produce any poison but only in amounts less than the lethal dose for the target. Enough that they're going to suffer but like. Not die.

Stand that let's the user become immune to attack but only by eating their enemy's left shoe. Their death comes when they have to fight a barefoot guy.

Stand that let's the user steal the identity of anyone they meet but only if they are shorter than them

Stand that makes everything you say come out as Deez Nuts style jokes

stand that will never shut up about their holiday to vermont

Stand that allows the user to break the laws of physics but only because they're now running on a Bethesda engine and has a chance of clipping through the ground when fighting or suddenly dying of fall damage when they literally just took a step down a sharp hill.

Stand that makes every door you close slam no matter how gently you close it.

stand that makes your socks cold and wet while you are wearing them

stand that's just an irl block button. they still exist but you cant see them and they cant see you.

Stand that ejects live angry bees from its eyes.

Megalovania - it's sans. your stand is sans. this is what happens when you type too fast. he will not fight (unless he absolutely has to) and will drink all your ketchup.

Tainted Love - Causes divorces

Zerox - Stand which can create copies of its user to continue fighting even after the original has died. There is a limit to how many can exist at a time. (So that this isn't OP.) Copies get fewer memories belonging to the original user the more is made. (Is it even the same person anymore?)

Pyrite Girl - Liquid "pyrite" applied to injuries that can effectively bind together injuries but leaves the area numb and the "pyrite" is visible to non-stand users.