Welcome

Thank you <3

helps: Teeth, Saffron

"helps": Stretch

just straight-up gets in your way: Sans, Red

designates himself as taste-tester: Blueberry

ends up getting messy: Axe, DT Pap

eating so much raw cookie dough they get sick: Teeth, Axe

takes over: Boss, Blueberry

from now on I’ll only be doing two characters per ask at most

Undertale

Sans:  Meets you at the location and asks how you knew that he wanted to learn more about them (yes he already knows but he wants to hear how you describe them).  He mentions later that your comments on their lore were especially interesting and he’d love to know more.  He knows all about their suspected chemical compounds and what types of stars of planets they are but he wants to know more about what gets you interested in them. 

Underfell

I’m just doing two, sorry

Underfell

Red:  At first he pushes you off.  But once he sees it’s you he pulls you back into bed and cuddles you close.  He’s sorry if he hurt you but asks you to be a little more careful when he’s sleeping from now on.  It’s actually a really calm moment between you two.

Underswap

Honestly, you’re right

UT bros are both very well loved by animals.  Sans loves cats.  Pap adores birds!

HT as well but sometimes they go missing and they both feel really sad and guilty about that so they tend to stay away from animals, not wanting to do something they’ll regret.  They had a ferret at one point but nothing as a pet since then.

UF well animals H8 Edgey and love Red.  Although red pretends to hate them he has a soft spot for reptiles.  Edge likes big dogs best.

Ummm hello

How have I never seen this

Honestly my heart is so warm rn

He’s a teddy bear, to be honest.

This has honestly been my happy place since I first read them.  Thank you so much for this calm in the storm.  I appreciate it so much!

Nightmare:

- Ha that’s a little funny, now go away he has work to do

- When he sees you’re serious he gets dark and reminds you who you are dealing with

- If you dare walk out on him then he will attack you and chain you up

Killer:

- Also laughs but doesn’t stop when he starts threatening you

- Holds you down and smirks as he reminds you why you belong to him

Murder:

- Cries

- Cries some more

- Begs and pleads

Honestly yan Papyrus and yan DT Sans are the only ones who would give you the space you need. 

Yan Pap would give you space and understanding.  This doesn’t come from trust tho, he’s always stalking to make sure you’re really ok.  He feels like he NEEDS to be the hero because you might get in trouble with being so brutally you.  He does cook for you every day however and if you want a dog then he will find one for you and suddenly he’s bringing time every dog he sees.  Congrats you have ten now!

Short answer, he wouldn’t.  He is convinced that if he makes fun of you then you will leave and he needs you.  Even his parasite needs you.  

Why?  Well because Fresh’s body won’t last forever.  Especially with all it’s been put through.  The parasite needs you to help Fresh create a child (a child born from a soul bond) that he can settle in for the next hundred years.

I get strong swap fell vibes.

Your match is Black (swapfell sans, yandere)

When he first gets to know you he hardly gives you a second glance.  But suddenly he sees you everywhere.  It’s when you invade his dreams that he knows he must have you.  So he tries to charm you.  But that doesn’t work because he’s impatient and you need time.  

So he leaves and you don’t hear from him in months.  It’s terrible, you were just starting to care for him.  Suddenly a book shows up at your door, the pages have words circled almost randomly.  

But once you figure out it’s a request to meet at a location then what will you do?

I'm doing ok work has been kicking my butt. However I'm really happy to be saving up money for my next trip out of country, once this all calms down of course.