Yeah, I already proved this dumbass theory wrong here. But if you’re too stubborn to even click the link:
Xerxes is a king, and Tubbs is a commoner. While I certainly appreciate the gifts that Xerxes brings, Tubbs is making a much larger sacrifice. I recall the story of The Widow and the Two Mites from the Gospel of Mark:
41And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. 42And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. 43And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: 44For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.
Eat shit. Tubbs gives so much, and Xerxes gives so little.