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yoonmins

hixtape dropping next week: a mood

#img

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mint-suga

jin: you guys ate all the food? i can’t believe you didn’t even think of me

namjoon: shoot i forgot sorry hyung

jungkook: oh i did think of you. i thought, “wow, jin-hyung would really like this”

jin:

jin: …thanks

#namjoon #seokjin #jungkook #txt

chokemejimin

bighit: new album, new tour, seasons greetings

me: *singing*

also me: well, fuck.

#ot7 #img #chokemjimin #q

incorrect-bts-quotes

“How was I supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions?!”

- Kim Taehyung, probably

#taehyung #txt #incorrect-bts-quotes #q

incorrect-bts-quotes

Namjoon: Name a way to be nice to others.

Yoongi: Don’t kill them.

Namjoon: Setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.

#sugamon #txt #incorrect-bts-quotes #q

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chokemejimin

when that one family member you hate tries to hug you

#hoseok #img #chokemejimin #q

Jimin: Why can't YOU do it?

Yoongi: Uh...because of my medical condition?

Jimin: Really?

Yoongi: Well, I get this allergic reaction to effort. The symptoms are dangling arms, constant eye rolls, and a breathing problem that makes me sigh a lot.

Jimin: Being lazy is not a disease hyung.

#yoonmin #txt #incorrect-bts-quotes

incorrect-bts-quotes

Yoongi said he’ll be here in twenty minutes. That means we’ve got at least an hour.

Jungkook, probably

#jungkook #txt #incorrect-bts-quotes

incorrect-bts-quotes

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for lifting me up when I’m down, and my hips for not lying to me.

Kim Taehyung, probably

#taehyung #txt #incorrect-bts-quotes

the95liner

when bangtan’s comeback hits too close to home

#ot7 #vid #the95liner

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sleepyowlwrites

Fake Chats #225

Taehyung: who are you?

Yoongi: I am the genius savior of the hip hop world.

Taehyung: I don’t think you are, tho. I think you’re a thousand year-old timelord stuck on earth because your TARDIS is malfunctioning and you’re very put out by it.

Yoongi: I could be both.

Taehyung: really?

Yoongi: I can be anything. Also, what’s a timelord?

#taegi #txt #sleepyowlwrites

sleepyowlwrites

Fake Chats #224

Jungkook: hyung, everyone knows. I’m the cool one. You’re the short one.

Jimin: Jungkook, everyone knows. I was born in Busan first.

Yoongi: are we stating the obvious? If so I’d like to say that I’m way cooler than both of you.

Seokjin: I’M REALLY HANDSOME.

Yoongi: well now you’re just boasting.

#yoongi #jungkook #jimin #seokjin #txt #sleepyowlwrites

myjaebutt

[A loud thump]

Jin: What was that?

Namjoon: My shirt fell on the floor

Jin: It sounded a lot heavier than that…

Namjoon: I was still in it

#namjin #txt #myjaebutt

myjaebutt

bts: *almost all hiding their hair*

me:

#ot7 #img #myjaebutt

Fake Chats #221

Yoongi: Jimin is my toy. I play with him and knock him around a little. He's cute.

Jimin: ~Jimin is my toy, I like to knock him around 'cause he's CUTE~

Yoongi: no, I knock you around AND you're cute. They're separate things.

Jimin: I'm cute, but you knock me around. Don't you love me, hyung?

Yoongi: Jimin is very playful. He's pretty dramatic sometimes, but he's cute.

Jimin: ~but I'm CUTE~

Yoongi: yes. You're cute.

Jimin: and you love me.

Yoongi:

Jimin: I love you~

Yoongi: do you want to hold hands?

#yoonmin #txt #sleepyowlwrites

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sleepyowlwrites

I don’t care if people call me a grandpa. I am a grandpa. My son is Namjoon and my grandson is Taehyung. They love me just as I am

Yoongi, probably (via sleepyowlwrites)

#yoongi #txt #sleepyowlwrites

Fake Chats #220

Jungkook: hyung, look at me!

Taehyung: you're doing great.

Jungkook: you're not even looking!

Taehyung: I don't have to. You're good at everything.

Jungkook: no, I'm no- well...

Taehyung: see? Don't even have to look.

#taekook #txt #sleepyowlwrites

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