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nThe Death Eater just kept on delivering, didnât they? Marlene blinked in shock as if they had just told her all of Voldemortâs world domination plans and they were much worse that she could have imagined. But no, it wasnât that. It was implying that her hair, her hair, was just a common braid you could go and chop off just like that.
âJust hair!? Just hair!? Sure, yours might be just hairâ she picked up the remains of her braid âYOU THINK ITâS EASY TO GET HEALTHY HAIR THIS LONG!?â she threw it to his face in a fit of absurdity âIâm giving my life to this damn war you and your buddies started. Iâve sacrificed time, mental health, emotional stability, even the years that are supposed to be the best of my damn life. The least thing you fuckers could do is let me keep my beautiful hair! Noooo, no. Youâve gotta take that away too. What did pretty hair ever do to you!?â
She was furious and it was stupid. Of course it was just hair. Better her braid than her head. And yetâŚAnd yetâŚWhy couldnât they allow her just that pretty little thing? Voldemort and his lackeys already screwed up pretty much every sphere of her life. They had even been inside her head and robbed her of her own free will. Wasnât that enough? Why did they have to show up and rob her of her own hability to style her hair as she liked it.
Pieces of shit, the lot of them. Starting with the one in front of her. She couldâve hexed them. Given them burning feet, knocked them out, turned them into a shoe. She couldâve filled their face with boils, make the silver metal of their mask heat up and burn them, or simply blasted them off. She couldâve conjured her fire whip and slashed then with it. But when she opened her mouth, the icantation was out before she could even stop to think just how useless it was as a counter attack:
âCALVARIOâ
âIâll show you just hair, mateâ she thought viciously as the Hair-Loss Curse exited the end of her wand.
The witch was really upset about her hair. It would have been hilarious if she werenât such a formidable opponent. Even still, Sep was grinning ear to ear behind his mask and a sharp guffaw of laughter escaped him as he listened to her rant.Â
âI wasnât aiming for your hair, woman!â he laughed, bouncing a little on the balls of his feet. With Marlene practically steaming with fury, he was certain a curse would be flying in his direction at any moment and he wanted to be ready to dodge out of the way. Still, he couldnât resist poking fun at her sheer outrage. âIf youâre so bothered about it, maybe you shouldnât have it flapping about in some great bloody braid while youâre-- OI!â
Even prepared as heâd been, he barely managed to avoid taking the curse that Marlene bellowed at him straight in the face. He leapt to one side, only to collide with the wall of the Three Broomsticks, and threw his arm up to shield his head from the bright flash of magic. The spell grazed his forearm, which went briefly numb.Â
Yelping, Sep gave it a shake, panicked in the moment over what effect the curse might have. He was relieved to see that the limb was still attached and seemingly in one piece. There wasnât any pain, either, nor any sign of blood. Maybe the spell hadnât worked!
When he lowered his arm, however, he soon realized that wasnât the case. Out of his sleeve poured a miniature shower of his arm hair. Yelping again -- in disgust and surprise this time -- Sep gave his arm another violent shake. âErgh! What the hell?!â It must have been some sort of Hair-Loss spell. If it had hit him in the head, he had no doubts that he would be bald now. He glared at Marlene in disbelief. That petty cow!
âSeriously?!â he roared, humour forgotten. His hair might not be some fancy golden braid like hers, but he was fond of it. He wasnât gonna let some silly witch throwing a fit make him bald just because she hadnât been quick enough to dodge a Slicing hex. âCrucio!â he snarled. If he came home with no hair, Aurie would keel over with laughter and Ramsey would never stop teasing him about it!
It was probably past time for him to end this anyway. The bloody Order would be filling these streets soon, not to mention the Aurors and other Ministry hounds. Hopefully the taste of freedom and violence would be enough to incite the acromantulae to join the Dark Lordâs side in a more permanent capacity. And at the very least, the townsfolk of Hogsmeade had been reminded just how close to their doorstep danger lurked. A productive venture all in all, even if the twitching heap of hairy legs and blasted thorax behind Marlene might not agree. Yes, it was time to finish this fight and be on his way.Â
Of course, with Marlene, that might be easier said than done.















