a miracle in inches

the paradox of sitting: the most comfortable way to sit will also always be the most horrendously painful and outright injurious way to sit that actively crushes your junk and makes all your limbs go numb. also known as "the pretzel instinct" or "the contortionist's temperament"

the most annoying form of nonbinaryposting is the "i'm just a formless ethereal being" shit but also i do feel that way. the other most annoying form is boydyke genderfag "if you're attracted to me you're gay" shit but that could arguably be rearticulated into something interesting if people had better taste in music. and on the contrary i don't believe that "i'm just a person" nonbinaryposting is the most based either. we can have fun we can pretend to be revolutionary. the most based nonbinaryposting is identifying super heavily with a weird obscure animal that exists firmly outside of gender coding. like if you firmly believe you're an abyssal squid or something i can only bow to your superior mind

there is something fascistic and warlike about the straight acting gay man that traces back to ancient sparta. high levels of bloodlust among this population