𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥, 𝐜𝐨𝐲𝐨𝐭𝐞.

             assorted  quotes  &  prompts  from  iconic  tv  show  ; mature  content  and  language  may  be  used,  feel  free  to  adjust  as  necessary.

❝  i am going to find the thing you care about most, and i am going to kill it.  ❞

❝  you should never tell a psychopath that they are a psychopath, it upsets them.  ❞

❝  it’s amazing how efficient things are when you’re a dick to people.  ❞

❝  you should really ask before you touch a person.  ❞

❝  it’s going to be hard to trust me again, but i will prove myself to you. i promise.  ❞

❝  i’m going to kill you nicely, but then i’m going to make a mess of your body afterwards so it looks worse than it is.  ❞

❝  letting yourself into my apartment and drinking from a tiny cup doesn’t make you intimidating, by the way. it’s just rude.  ❞

❝  i just can’t bring myself to book a good hotel. i rather like the grubby ones.  ❞

❝  i think about you all the time.  ❞

❝  i think about what you’re wearing and what you’re doing and who you’re doing it with. i think about what friends you have.  ❞

❝  i think about your eyes and your mouth and what you feel when you kill somebody.  ❞

❝  i masturbate about you a lot.  ❞

❝  can we get one thing clear before we go on with this ? is that a sweater attached to a shirt ? is two separate pieces ? how does it work ?   ❞ 

❝  she’s outsmarting the smartest of us, and for that, she deserves to do or kill whoever the hell she wants.   ❞

❝  if she’s not killing me, then frankly, it’s not my job to care anymore.  ❞

❝  it is disappointing that the mole is the one who looks most like a rodent.  ❞  

❝  are you running or are you crying ?   ❞ 

❝  no matter what i do, i just feel nothing.  ❞

❝  sometimes when you love someone, you do crazy things. ❞

❝  i have lost two jobs, a husband, and a best friend because of you. ❞

❝  but you got some really nice clothes out of it, so. ❞

❝  god, you’re an asshole.  ❞

❝  you’re getting off on sniffing out a psycho.  ❞

❝  i’m spontaneously violent.  ❞

❝  i mean, they all die in the end anyway.  ❞

❝  i don’t want to hear what your version of the right reason is.  ❞

❝  we’re not after blood, we’re after information.  ❞

❝  it was always the ones i liked the last that i loved the most.  ❞

❝  how much of the day do you spend thinking about her ? ❞  

❝  i bet your kids are ugly. ❞

❝  why do rich people talk like children ?  ❞

❝  smell ya later.  ❞

❝  don’t speak to me like that. i like you, but not that much.  ❞

❝  don’t forget, the only thing that makes you interesting is me.  ❞

❝  i just want to have dinner with you !  ❞ 

❝  you’ll feel better soon, i’ll look after you.  ❞

❝  for my funeral, make sure they choose a flattering photo.  ❞

❝  you want me to be a mess, you want me to be scared, but i’m like you now.  ❞

❝  i’m not afraid of anything.  ❞

❝  you look like someone stuck a mustache on some fudge.  ❞

❝  i just want someone to play with.  ❞

❝  i thought you were special.  ❞

❝  i hope you like missionary !  ❞

❝  you should let yourself go once in awhile. i can help you.  ❞

❝  i feel things when i’m with you.  ❞

❝  you’re not family.  ❞

❝  it’s okay if you feel weird. you just killed someone for the first time.  ❞

❝  we have to stop running into each other like that. it’s not good for us.  ❞

❝  when i try and think of my future, i just see your face over and over again.  ❞

❝  i guess we both killed them. isn’t that romantic ?  ❞