May 3
This is your reminder that in ToA, Apollo canonically mentions:
Hades is a grumpy napper(wake Hades up prematurely and you were likely to end up as a nuclear-blast shadow on his wall.)
Athena always wins scrabble(once she played abaxial on a triple, and Zeus lightning-bolted of the top of Mount Parnassus in his rage)
Hephaestus and Ares caused Three-Mile Island with a chainsaw fight(Ares insulted Hephaestus' bell bottom pants)
Demeter once cursed him so that every clothing he put on would immediately sprout(He told her "They're just seeds!")
Dionysus insists on keeping old casks of wine in his cellar that have long turned to vinegar
The Greek gods are truly strange
edit: parts(2)(3)(4)
