Stalker priest that keeps a close eye on my Facebook page through the churches page

Stalker priest that leaves Bible verses where he knows I'll be because he's mapped out my routine and wants to subliminally lure me into going to church more

Stalker priest that has to cling to the pulpit to keep himself from following me out when I have to leave early for an emergency

Stalker priest that records each of my confessions to listen back to so he can fall asleep

Stalker priest that plans to break into my house one day and kidnap me but always gets too nervous to actually do it

Stalker priest that finds out about my secret kinky lifestyle and secretly starts to join the community as well just to get close to me

Stalker priest that can't help himself when presented with the chance to finally fuck me because I've agreed to be a free use glory hole at a party

Stalker priest that ends up hogging my hole all night and I have no idea it was him when I go to church on Sunday morning

Older brother who everyone says is weird with his little brother

Older brother who shares a room with his little brother

Older brother who rejects girls because his little brother would be upset

Older brother who showers with his little brother