Can I Get Uhhhhh

Gency is a yuri ship to me btw

Shooting my shot with cute girls by entering their peripheral vision once every 3 weeks

fighting the comedown with optimism and weed

NEED a woman to be a little bit condescending to me its so fucking hot like. yes ma'am whatever you say ma'am

Been a loverboy since day one btw. Used to watch the taylor swift mine music video and imagine being the boy. Used to listen to marry you and think about how someday i would get to kneel down and propose to the love of my life. Been about it since like 3rd grade

And while we're on the topic, i do think good good things by the descendents is one of the most romantic songs ever written

it's fucking wretched that you can't smoke a joint and go to 7-11 at midnight with someone who lives several hours+ away from you. you can't have anything anymore

Really really like the mental image of standing between a butches legs while they sit on the edge of a bed/couch/in a chair and they just let out the softest sigh and reach forward to hold onto the backs of my knees and tug me closer until they can push their face into my hip or stomach to recharge and hide for a bit. Cupping their face and guiding them to look up at me with soft praises and touches. Their chin resting on my hip bone and their pretty eyes glittering up at me. Sigh

Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

“Yes, in the balance of consideration this person’s behaviour could certainly be interpreted as flirtatious, but it would be purest arrogance for me to just assume they actually meant what they said. I should gather more evidence. Forever.”

you've heard of t4t... now get ready for flac2mp3

I should have killed myself before I was born