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@cowboy-junction
*finger guns* you're kinda alive? ?
I'm gonna hit ya with a solid "maybe" Prooobbaabbblllyyyy not gonna stay permanently because of college and work, but i was just checking in to remember the good ol days :'') But goodness gracious I'm so happy to see you're still here! :D
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When will you come back? ;A;
UM M
ARE YOU ALIVE??
UM
YER ALIVE
Well gosh there pardner I sure as a dead doornail donâ feel alive with all them damn finals ân ed-yu-cashun
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omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that iâm not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
nearly a year later, weâre dating
Here it is! My steven universe parody~ :>
It may be a bit wonky and a bit too fast but itâs alright with me. Animated it on photoshop (for the first time actually) but I drew the 56 frames in firealpaca.
Ginny: There are no perps on Cowboy Junction. Itâs perfectly safe here.
Rusty:
Rusty scowled. âI can handle anything, girlie. Whenâs the last time you blew off a rattlesnakeâs head with one shot? Never? Didnât think so.â How dare she try to figure out his personality so quickly! If she was gonna try to pick the cowboyâs brains, thatâs too bad! Rustyâs brains are unpickable!
Her eyes glistened with amusement. It was interesting to find out what âtough guys were afraid of, and since he seemed uneasy about witchcraft, she decided to have some fun with that, despite not really practicing anything other than halfhearted attempts at voodoo.
âWell, of course I havenât blown off a rattlesnakeâs head. Why would I do that when I need to milk the venom out of it? I need live rattlesnake venom for some of my potions, you know. And when I do kill them, I usually just whack their heads off with knives. Guns are impractical since I work indoors.â She was making all of this up, of course, but she hoped he wouldnât be able to tell.
Rustyâs face contorted until it formed an expression of pure shock and terror. This girl seemed to know what she was talking about, and... Did she say potions?!
âI-I... uh... I just remembered... I have to go do that, uh, thing... Like, right now, immediately. Um, yeah.â No way was he staying here! Not with that wizard-witch lady! Heâd rather bury himself in centipedes than become one of her next experiments, or whatever.Â
It was you!
You were in my kitchen!
What were you doing there?!?! Stealing?!!? Because WHAT CAN YOU STEAL IN A KITCHEN?!?
Hey, calm down, Pinky! You said you didnât even want to know!
Well, now I DO want to know, and donât call me âPinkyâ, mr.grumpy sir.
Fine, Bubblegum Hair. I was trying toâŚer, âborrowâ the recipe to a cake.
âŚY'see, todayâs my motherâs fatherâs grandsonâs birthday, and he doesnât got any presents, and I needed to get him something, y'know?
The girl was a bit confused of what he just said, was that REALLY the truth? It didnât feel like it, but she let it slide. Not wanting to ask to look foolish or selfish in any way. She had already calmed down and didnât want to make the cowboy mad.
*sigh*⌠Rusty, if you wanted to borrow something then you couldâve just knocked on the door. I would let you in.
WaitâŚreally? So I didnât have to pick the lock and pry the door open and ravage through the kitchen and set multiple things on fire? Well golly, thatâs a relief, haha! AhahaâŚhahaâŚhaâŚ..
yeah⌠Anyway. I have to clean up this mess-  I can give you that recipe you wanted, or have you already found what you were looking for?
Yeah, sweetheart, got it right here! And every other valuable thing I could ravage from your kitchen, too!
Rule number one of the Wild West: Never trust a cowboy! Ha! *vamooses the hell outta there*
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âHey! Donât interrupt me! âŚwhat number was I on? Oh, never mind.â Rusty was inwardly cursing himself on not getting a better education.
âLookie here, li'l miss. You donât scare me. In fact, I bet youâre just a screw-up underling for someone. Youâre not a real criminal!â
âAck!â He was spot-on with that one. She was an underling to both Morcubus and Esma. Most of her more serious criminal offenses were carried out on behalf of MorcuCorp, and she herself really wasnât that threatening at all. âYa lookinâ to get punched in the fuckinâ teeth?â she hissed. It was better to get angry and defensive instead of sad.
âOh ho ho, so Iâm right! You are working for someone else!â Despite the threatening glares from Brandi, Rusty smiled slyly. âLemme tell ya something. True criminals work for themselves, or get a handful of pawns, like you, to use up doing their dirty work. Come talk to me again when youâve decided to do something really illegal.â
Love potion //AHAHA
Send me âlove potionâ for my muse to drink a love potion meant for someone else and fall in love with your muse. The potion effects will only wear off if my muse kisses yours
  Noticing the glass of oddly coloured placid liquid, Sienna grabbed at it, ignoring any sort of safety concerns and common courtesy. She shook the glass around, watching the rainbow of colours swirl around, before shrugging and taking a swig of it without hesitation.
  She started to feel a bit light-headed after that, and she looked over to Rusty, who she had (repeatedly, to the point of annoyance) coerced to spend time with her. Siennaâs face tinted red vaguely, and she found herself scooting closer to him on the bench they were sitting on. She leaned her head on his shoulder, some of her words coming out in long slurs.
  âRuuuuuuuusty, Rusty, heeeeeeeeey.  Have I ever told you that youâre really cute~? Because you are reaaaalllly cute~.â
cowboy-junction:
sugarcoated-sweets-and-bubblegum:
cowboy-junction:
âYou mean⌠You donât find me incredibly attractive?â Rusty asked Sienna afterwords, yet he couldnât help but grin after his triumph over Mandy. Watching her walk away angrily was the highlight of his day.
He turned back to the girl. She seemed emotionless to the sudden events, even though he found himself extremely happy with his fortunate winning, and for Sienna to actually play along. âHeh, we sure showed her, didnât we? And, uh, donât worry âbout it, I suppose. Although it was kinda weird.â
âNot that I donât find you⌠extremely attractive, per sayâŚâ she nudged his shoulder, blushing slightly. âJust, Iâm never really that infatuated with anyone⌠I thinkâŚâ Sienna shrugged at him. She slung her arm around Rustyâs shoulder, pecking him on the nose. âEh, Iâm glad yaâ beat Madeline at âer thing, though. I canât really mess with âer, âcuz I live with âer y'know? But hey, if youâre cool with the weird shit I did, then whatever. At least I didnât creep yaâ out or anythinâ.â
âWell, you sure seemed pretty crazy âbout me for a second there.â Rusty smirked as she moved closer to him. All this attention was addictingâespecially from a cute girl like Sienna.
âI could best that girl any time, no big deal! I mean, really, sheâs not so tough.â The cowboy assumed that now was a better time than ever to boast. To be honest, Mandy seemed a bit off her rocker to him, but he couldnât find any reason not to boost his image in front of Sienna.
âHeh, I bet you could, cutie~.â She simpered at him. It wasnât really necessary for her to really inflate his ego and compliment him anymore, but it was fun, in a way. Besides, Rusty was sort of cute, and she didnât want to appear suddenly all mean to him without a specific cause, especially with her being extra nice to him before. âMmm-hmm, yeah you are tough,â she agreed, âbut Mandy is really weak. And Iâm weak, too. But you didnât even manage to get me off your arm, and I donât have a tight grip.â She laughed to herself for a moment. âSo you probably arenât that tough at all.â Sienna teased.
âW-Wha..? No, uh, yâsee, I didnât wanna hurt you, âs all...â Was he really that see-through? Sienna knew how to bump him down a few pegs, thatâs for sure.Â
âSay, why do you hang around such losers like Mandy? Seems like you just keep getting hurt âround her.â Nothing like switching gears from an arrogant a-hole to a caring and sentimental guy to get the girl, right?
glow-stick-master said: ((very curious about angst))
phoneytravoney said: ((HELLO WHATâS THIS ABOUT MYSIMS ANGST))
NOTHING TERRIBLY TRAGIC AND DEPRESSING HAPPENS IN SIM WORLD
except maybe gothboy
âItâs not sad! Itâs justâŚlonely, I guess. I get bored easily.â Rusty couldnât get past the fact that the moving meat slab in front of him was a genuine zombie. The way he smiled threw him off. Was he actually trying to become friends with him?
âI suppose⌠it might workâŚ?â
âIn my experience,â Carl said, wringing his hands together, âsadness and loneliness feel a lot alike.â
He was grateful that Rusty accepted his offer and felt the need to do something to celebrate their new friendship. âUm, what kind of food do you like? I could make something for you! That is the sort of thing friends do, right?â
âDarn tootinâ itâs sad,â Rusty said, dropping his gaze to his feet.
âWait... food?â The cowboy yanked his head up in delight, and a true smile grew on his face for the first time in a long while. âI--uh--Yeah! I donât suppose you know how to make coffee cake, do ya? A-And I could do something in return, like... I dunno...â
I leave for ONE day and now you're crazier than a wild horse on steroids
Fun doesnât wait for no one. And why the hell would you inject steroids into a wild horse? You might as well dump it into the river.
cowboy-junction:
phoneytravoney:
If Iâm Tweedle Dee and heâs Tweedle Dum, then you must be Tweedle Dumber. You really donât know how things work around here, do you? You tell me off, I consider it, and then I do whatever I want regardless of what you said. This townâs apparently big enough for two Travs, so Iâll be hanging around until I get bored. But donât let me stop you from splashing around in sour milk.
Now wait just a dern minute, turd blossom, Iâm the official bad guy âround these parts, and I call the shots. So unless you wanna go âMano y Manoâ, I suggest you get yer behind outta here before thereâs an authentic cowboy showdown. With guns.
Official? Please, my name is Bad. Therefore Iâm bad. The bad. And youâre Rusty, right? And so rusty you must be! Look Sam Hill, I get that youâre a cowboy. Youâre the only cowboy I know. And thatâs really darn-tootinâ special of you. But guess what? I donât care, âpardnerâ! Ahahahaha, what are you gonna do, shoot me? Save your bullet. Iâm not human.
You should care, âcuz Iâm the only genuine cowboy âround these parts.Â
Wait... youâre not human?! Then what the diddly-do are you? And this whole time I thought you just dunked yerself in a pool of gray paint.
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