The Things I Do For Love

I JUST REALIZED NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER HEARD ME TALK

I just imagine you all sound like me

after reading fanfiction for 5 hours on my laptop i think it’s time to go to bed and read fanfiction for 5 hours on my phone

HELLA GAY INDEED

Imagine you and your favorite character trying to sleep on a hot summer night, but you keep complaining about the heat and don’t let them sleep. Suddenly they move on top of you, press you on the bed and say “if you don’t stop going on about how hot it is, I’m going to give you a reason to feel hot”.

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

And that’s when her eyes widened in surprise. “U-Umm… y-you’re near the Vancouver college campus….. And, I hate to veer this conversation in a whole different direction but… H-How are you talking??”

She nodded her head. “Yeah… why? Are you a foreigner?”