*: ๏ฝฅ๏พโง ย phoenix wright: ace attorney starters. part one.
feel free to change pronouns, etc, as needed!
โ the situation is slipping out of my grasp.โ
โ this just wonโt do.โ
โ do you understand what that means!?โ
โ if it were me, i donโt think iโd want to go either.โ
โ soโฆ what would you like me to do about it?โ
โ i want you to help me prove iโm innocent.โ
โ um, you do realize iโm a __, not a private investigator, right?โ
โ no, this is something only you can do.โ
โ wow, i didnโt think youโd really show up!โ
โ do you know the messy story behind it?โ
โ thatโs too scary, even for me.โ
โ after iโm done, we can grill up some juicy burgers!โ
โ i canโt believe they allow such misguided reports on the public airwaves!โ
โ with a confession, the rain falling on my soul can finally stop.โ
โ the past is the past though. let us speak of the present now.โ
โ how dare you be so rude and disrespectful?โ
โ soโฆ how strong are you?โ
โ it is also for your safety, if something were to go wrong.โ
โ if you were to touch them, they would become cursed. yes, cursed.โ
โ how ya been!? havenโt seen you in, what, a year!?โ
โ ah, so i guess youโre still at it?โ
โ you hear me!? they wonโt be able to say a single bad thing about me after this!โ
โ i wonโt lose it, trust me!โ
โ how come we ainโt allowed in that room!?โ
โ you have an impressive grasp of english. from where did you learn it?โ
โ hey! th-thatโs a gunshot!โ
โ donโt try to stop me!โ
โ that manโฆ murdered meโฆ so i killedโฆ him.โ
โ my cellphone doesnโt get reception way out here.โ
โ the police are here! sorry to keep you waiting!โ
โ well, time to check out the crime scene.โ
โ iโll have to question everyone here later on, so just sit tight, alright?โ
โ shall i show you the scene of the crime?โ
โ please stay calm, butโฆ there has been a murder!โ
โ um, so, likeโฆ a murder is that thing where, like, one person kills another, right?โ
โ so i, like, felt sick, and came in here to, like, sleep.โ
โ i totally feel like iโve wasted my time โcause i, like, slept a long time.โ
โ h-hey you! donโt touch anything!โ
โ donโt look at me like iโm some sort of uncaring jerkโฆโ
โ donโt scare me like that!โ
โ what do you mean!? youโre the one scaring me!โ
โ if i werenโt so tough, youโd have another dead body on your hands โ mine!โ
โ calm down, take deep breaths.โ
โ itโs not your fault. you didnโt do it.โ
โ i killed that person.โ
โ i was too weakโฆ and iโฆ i couldnโt control the spiritโs power, soโฆโ
โ you donโt have to be nice to me. i understand.โ
โ you believe in us, donโt you?โ
โ after a spirit comes into my body, i lose myself, my consciousness.โ
โ you donโt remember a single thing?โ
โ are you sure? i mean, iโm guilty! iโm a murderer!โ
โ but i did! i killed that personโฆ with theseโฆ two hands!โ
โ but isnโt that extremely dangerous?โ
โ our world is so different from yours.โ
โ itโs so totally not for you.โ
โ it will help you see peopleโs secrets.โ
โ just this once, i wish i could be on your side.โ
โ i donโt think you can win, pal.โ