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@courfeyraccentre
–Don’t worry about it. I can teach you, now.Â
Great. Maybe we should find a … bodyguard? Or someone to intently watch over the cranberry juice? I would volunteer, but the guys on the third floor…
Those guys aren’t that bad-- I used to play lacrosse with a few of them.  You just gotta earn their respect like any proper lax bro, you know drinking contest, feats of strength, that kind of stuff--
But I guess thats what we’re trying to avoid during our residency events...
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[Feuilly was completely turned around. Someone, somewhere on campus gave him a map with activities to get stamped off, to get familiar with the school, he guessed. He hadn’t noticed anyone was talking to him until he heard the loud thunk, like a very clumsy body fell to the floor. So, he turned around, a bit startled to see someone was face first on the ground, but immediately went to help him up.]
Are you alright?
Oww-- [Courf looked up, smiling awkwardly.]  Yeah, I’m fine--
[He was stopped short when he saw the guy standing above him; holy shit, if he was hot from a distance, up close this level of ethereal hotness had to be illegal. Â Who the hell was this guy, and is he single, and when are we going to get married?] Â
I’m Tristan!  Tristan Courfeyrac-- but everyone calls me Courf or Courfeyrac which is weird because who the hell is named Courfeyrac, amiright? But hey you could call me Tristan!  Well you don’t even know me why would you call me anything, right? [He laughed awkwardly, painfully aware he was still on the floor.]  I’m an RA!  I’m here to help, thats my job!  Paid to help!  Need any help?
[Courf couldn’t even control how incredibly uncool he was being right now, in one moment his hard earned cool-guy reputation just flew out the window.  Gone.  Rest in peace Courf.]
That’s a fair point. I was thinking something more along the line of a general craft night. With fruit juice. Crochet and Cranberry Juice.Â
Since when do you crochet?  Have you been holding out on sick homemade scarves made with love and bro-ship?  Honestly, I’m hurt.
I dig it!  But we gotta find a way for the residents not to spike the cranberry juice... we don’t want another Macaroni Monday...
Well, my dad did invite you to come with us to LA. Don’t say I didn’t give you an out from your frozen wasteland.
In all honesty though, the phone thing was not my fault. Cosette pushed me into the pool.
Damn my soft heart wanting to see my fellow Canadians after so many moons apart from my people....Â
Lets be real though if Cosette pushed you I’m sure you deserved it.
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   … I have an idea for a program.Â
Better or worse idea than Macaroni Mondays?
Because Macaroni Mondays did end up getting a bit out of control....
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Big campus full of people you don’t know…totally not a big deal. Right? Right.
[Courf was working his shift behind the reception desk of his residency hall when he spotted the new student-- or was he a new student?  He looked too old to be a new freshman.  Was he someone’s hot older brother staying the weekend?  In any case, it’s time to lay on the charm.]
Hey! Â Can I help you find anything--? Â [He got up from behind the desk, immediately tripping over his own feet and falling flat on his face.]
[Nailed it.]
Actually that’s a funny story about the phone thing. It, uh…fell in the pool the first day I was home.Â
First of all-- how dare you even mention pools to me. Â
Do you know how much snow there still is in Quebec?  I was in snow-hell, Enj.  SNOW-HELL.  I Couldn’t even wear any of my outfits!  My jorts sat in my suitcase all week, and I had to borrow clothes from my brother!  I wore OLD HOCKEY SWEATPANTS AND BOOT LEG JEANS FOR A WEEK, ENJ.
I sure hope the pool was worth it. Â Worth it for your best friend to suffer in boot leg jeans in silence for five whole days.
Ready for Accepted Students Day tomorrow guys??
Ready to get some new recruits up in here? Â Hell yeah.
By the way Enjo pick up your phone, I haven’t seen you since spring break, man!
Gotta be sneaky though, my manager doesn’t trust any of my “significant others” after that time with Enj…
People still ask me how my crazy girlfriend is doing…
Well you know we don’t have the cleanest record of doing things “under the radar”, so that might prove to be a challenge.
Hey we're totally sneaky and under the radar!Â
...Most of the time. Â The car thing totally doesn't count! Â
If you mean making out in the back room, then definitely.
Actually I meant with actual currency, but that kind of tip works too.
Gotta be sneaky though, my manager doesn't trust any of my "significant others" after that time with Enj...
People still ask me how my crazy girlfriend is doing...
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Then I could probably drop by after I get off work in the evening and give you a nice tip for all your hard work.
If you mean making out in the back room, then definitely.
At noon, for a half hour, like always. Do you have one of those ridiculous night shifts again?
Ugh- Â Yeah. Â I guess I must've pissed off my manager because I'm stuck working nights for the next couple days. Â Those shifts totally suck, the only people who come in are horribly lost tourists trying to get back to the airport, and drunk college kids and none of those guys tip too well.
I'll see if I can swing by with a muffin or something.
I could say the same. I already don’t get enough sleep as it is.Â
Mmhmm- Â I know man, I feel ya..
--By the way. Â What time is your break tomorrow? Â One of my lectures got cancelled so I might be able to swing by and see ya before I go to work, since I won't be home 'til after you're already asleep.
At the most I don’t think I commented.
You know you love it.
But anyway thats way off in the future. Â I don't think Pickles wants a baby brother or sister anytime soon...
So, you’re saying that you’re down with kids? Macklemore II and Taylor Beyonce-Drake?
Did I…agree to Macklemore II and Taylor Beyonce-Drake?
You were pretty into the names last night.
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comburhairre replied to your post:would you ever want kids?
I think you could easily do both of those things with practice.
Once I buckle down my laundry and grown-up meals skills we’ll be unstoppable parents.
And you have plenty of time to master those skills.Â
So, you're saying that you're down with kids? Macklemore II and Taylor Beyonce-Drake?
comburhairre replied to your post:would you ever want kids?
I think you could easily do both of those things with practice.
Once I buckle down my laundry and grown-up meals skills we'll be unstoppable parents.
