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the loss of the audio jack is due to puritan culture hating on penetration

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

the skill of going "jesus i just dont fucking care" and scrolling on

The Fujoshi hypnotist has a suggestion for ending the "Male Loneliness Epidemic"

warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

people still regularly jumping on this post like “ummmm…” “what was that last part???” “not where i expected this to go AT ALL” what’s not clicking. Something is wrong with YOU. not me.

Right click -> save as -> my friend 🥰

Reblog to save a friend on your puter

Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

dasfsffadfjdag I meant girl but gork works better

I didn't even question it I was nodding along like I'm literally right there with you gork