2 Broke Girls sentence meme -- PART 1
“You look so beautiful, I forgot how bad your personality is.” “He doesn’t know he looks like that and I don’t have the heart to tell him.” “My dad is in jail.” “So how’d you end up in Brooklyn?” “Is this where I’m supposed to feel sorry for you?” “You can have 8 minutes. One for each ab.” “Well I can cross that off my bucket list.” “Oh my god you’ve been robbed!” “Can you imagine having no money? I mean…you wouldn’t even have any money.” “Back up, Jersey Shore.” “Everyone needs help sometimes.” “We really need to work on your self-esteem.” “Don’t get attached.” “You took money from a homeless man?” “Well she recently lost her dignity, so you might have a shot.” “When in doubt, I’m always mocking you.” “I’m too poor to have a fear of success.” “Great. You’re like a nightlight. You’re so blonde.” “What are you, the relationship ghost?” “Jokes on you, I don’t have a future.” “Why wouldn’t you just say yes to his friend request?” “It’s so hot. When did heat get so hot?” “Sketchers? How dare you.” “Oh my god. I’m 8 dollars. I’ve been reduced.” “You’re turning Goodwill into bad will.” ‘The only thing not tragic about me is this ass.” “I want so bad to be hip.” “You are both welcome to watch us have sex.” “I can run away from everything. I’m on my 5th identity.” “Why is every rich inbreed named William?” “You look like a lesbian I once made out with on a dare.” “Oh face!” “I don’t have enough money to be a real alcoholic.” “My vision board!” “He’s not a deadbeat. He’s a street artist.” “We are not keeping a mattress on a floor. We are poor, not crackheads.” “Get busy, Princess. Daddy’s got company.” “When I get nervous my Rico Suave comes out.” “He likes you with his penis.” “If it’s after 2:30 pm, it’s the call for the dirty.” “I would like to offer myself as rebound sex.” “I give guys blue balls, not broken hearts.” “Back off, tiger mom!”
