County Girls Do It Better

The phrase “this made me think of you” is my favorite thing someone can ever say to me

I read an article about how Millennials don’t carry cash on them and got annoyed and literally yesterday I was out with a group of friends and NONE of us had cash

I mean if you get robbed you can cancel the card and transactions. if you get robbed for cash that’s it man

millennials are ruining the robbery industry.

My relationship with my followers

“I put my phone down and can’t find it”, a saga.

i found it, its in the place i looked 6 times and where i was pretty sure i had left it

Thank you, this is exactly how this concluded haha

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

Quality rooster

@spacegate A good rooster for you!

That is a high quality boi

Tomorrow is Monday. Hope y’all have a good ass week.

Statement still stands.

You get 1 dollar everytime you make a person laugh. One day, you recieve 10 million dollars.

Damn, family and friends too? I could make a killin

I hate it