tread lightly thru shark infested waters

I heard we’re being unhinged and feral on here again now that twitters pulling a titanic so hey what’s up hello I am back and more insane than ever!

I was, in fact, NOT back. But I’m here now and will perhaps be coming back. Depends on if I still vibe with the style & energy & content

they should invent a day that does not exhaust me and suck the life out of me

ⓘ This user just wanna sit in front of the ocean and listen to the waves.

on the 30+ hour train ride home i decided to read a bunch of stephen king short stories i had skipped over years prior because they didn’t interest me and i read Night Flier first and that is literally a story about a detective type man hunting a crazed serial killer pilot who flies a plane directly to his victims and who thinks hes a vampire and he chases this guy across states only to find out it is an actual fucking Dracula who flies a plane and the dracula is like “fuck off and stop following me” and leaves in his plane. and that’s the story

what kills me is that the next story in the same book is about a guy who gets paid to abduct lost children and he picks up a kid who bites him and is weirdly strong and is talking about how his grandpa is gonna find them and fuck him up and lo and behold the grandpa is the same. fucking. dracula.

Beyonce really said “ten times out of nine I know you’re lying” like yas queen of improper fractions

Looking for a suitable heiress to the Braps throne

If you think you’re not ready or not talented enough, you need to be reminded that people have done more with less

women are so hot I’m so glad I’m not straight

the calendar says 2022 but my heart says 2019

I wish all women were safe