Have YOU Been Cougarized?

20:21 Mario: What are you to these days, besides standing me up and ignoring my messages?

20:24 Mother Cougar: Calm down

20:24 Mario: He he

20:25 Mother Cougar: Why are you in a stress?

20:25 Mario: Not really – I was just trying to wind you up but it back fired

20:25 Mother Cougar: You use weird tactics

20:26 Mario: True

20:27 Mother Cougar: Pointless. No time for this shit...

  Love,

Years ago I met a guy in a bar. We exchanged social platform contact details and IM addresses. He was hot but clearly just looking to push some pussy that night and nothing more. At the time we exchanged contact details, I made it clear, the last thing he’d be pushing was me which he was fine about. That night he ended up fucking a friend of mine. She never saw or heard from him after.

We never stayed in touch. In fact, I thought he was a massive dick head. Cracking onto me then ending up screwing my friend? But then around 6 months later, during the summer, I had broken up with someone and needed to fulfil some needs. Knowing this guy would be easy and my friendship with the girl he screwed had pretty much fizzled out, I IM-ed him and we began to chat. I was surprised when he started suggesting we saw some art house films and maybe went to some galleries together etc. At the time, I thought he was just trying to sugar coat the potential hook up I was fishing for so I played along with it. After all, months ago my friend had given me details so I knew already what I was buying into....

We arranged a drink in the city. He bought me a beer and we began to chat. Initially, I thought it was polite mandatory chat as he seemed to ask me lots of ‘get to know you’ questions...you know, he was working pretty hard to get in my pants which I found strange because I thought I’d made it clear I didn’t care for airy fairy dating bull shit, I just wanted sex. I was getting bored. I didn’t want to get to know him, I just wanted to fuck him that night. I cut to the chase and suggested we ditch our beers and head to his.

When we got back to his, I thought it’d be a case of up against the wall, pants down, pump etc but he began to do weird shit like show me his oven and where he writes his articles (he was/is a music writer), the magazines he’s written for... I was confused. Was he being innocent? Dumb? Trying to make out this was something it wasn’t? All the signals I was giving him were “I’m not interested in you as a person, I just want your body tonight” but he was coming back at me with excerpts of his life. It got overwhelming when he started showing me photos... At that stage I said to him plain and simple

“Hey, you don’t have to do all this, shall we just go to the bedroom?”

So off we went. We did the business and we went to sleep. I have to admit, I had my mind on other things like how I was going to get to work the next day bearing in mind, I was working well out of town. At around 5am I woke up, looked over at him sleeping and thought “God, I need to get to get the hell out of here”. I grabbed my clothes and shoes, got dressed and tip toed out the door.

Thinking back, I remember laughing all the way to the train station. I found the whole hook up hilarious.

About two weeks later, I signed into my IM chat and he instantly started a conversation with me. It went a bit like this:

“What happened to you? You left not even a good bye? What happened to going to galleries and seeing films together?”

I was BEYOND shocked. Was he for real? As IF I would even consider taking him seriously! So I replied...

“Erm, sorry, I didn’t say good bye because it was 5am when I left and you were asleep and if I am honest with you, I thought it was just sex.”

“But you could have woken me up? I woke up and you were gone. You made me feel like shit, like I did something wrong.”

What!???!!!! Like when he felt bad for NOT contacting my friend after he shagged her? What DOUBLE STANDARDS! At this stage I told him I had work to do and closed down the IM. It was mental. I was literally gob smacked.

This got me thinking, it’s ok for men to shag around having one nighters and then not contacting the girl after YET when a women proceeds to do the same, it’s not on? I’m not being funny, but if he chooses to be such an easy lay then what does he expect? Also, what planet was he on? As IF I would want to have a relationship with someone who is literally THAT easy and on top of that, someone who has shagged my friend? Fair enough, I would have never gone there had my friendship with her lasted BUT at the same time, that’s not cool.

Years later he still contacts me for a hook up....

According to men, women are mental. I beg to differ.

Cougarized

Mamma Couga said:

?

hey

how are you?

oscar says:

good

ou

Mamma Couga says:

i a good

*am

thanks

can i ask a personal question?

oscar says:

yes

Mamma Couga says:

if you were in bed with me, what would you do?

oscar says:

are you horny?

Mamma Couga says:

no

just asking you a question

oscar says:

so many things

you´ll love them

Mamma Couga says:

i'm sure I will love them but what are they?

oscar says:

spread your legs, let me lick you real good

Mamma Couga says:

and that is it?!

oscar says:

with my tongue

well, youll love it

im good at that

Mamma Couga says:

i'm glad but that won't be enough for me...I'd need more

oscar says:

i ´ll finger you while i lick your pussy

i´ll lie in bed and you´ll ride me

while you stare at me

and suck my finger

Mamma Couga says:

you like finger sucking?

ok...and then?

oscar says:

yes i love it

i want you to suck it

and look at me

all teh way down

lick my balls

and tocuh yourself

Mamma Couga says:

only if they are clean!

oscar says:

what?

tey are always clean

Mamma Couga says:

good

when can we make this happen?

oscar says:

what woudl you do to me?

Mamma Couga says:

you would have to wait and see

oscar says:

thats not fair

Mamma Couga says:

a girl never reveals her secrets....

oscar says:

im hard now

Mamma Couga says:

wow that was fast

oscar says:

yeah

Mamma Couga says:

when can we make this little chat a reality?

oscar says:

as soon as you come here o viceversa

Mamma Couga says:

viceversa,,,i like the lion to come to the den

oscar says:

that means i have to there

have to go...

Mamma Couga says:

yes you do and make it fast because I have needs and they need fullfilling!

oscar says:

i think you are horny, but you dont wanna regnosie it

recognise

Mamma Couga says:

Sorry, where is it you are rubbing? Are you rubbing yourself or his cock shaft?

Personally I am a selfish lover and prefer a beta male who does all the work. If I find myself rubbing muself for any other reason than an itch, I know he ain't working hard enough in the bedroom.

I am not surprised you are getting frustrated...this guy obviously doesn't know how to get you off! By that I mean give you the horn and follow through.

Good luck!

Love,

Hm. Men are bagage enough, do you really want to take on one withc increased bagage?

It really depends. Personally, I wouldn't go there. I can't be dealing with added stress of an ex wife or ex mistress and a bunch of offspring that didn't come from me.

Just my opinion.....

He needs to spend more time worrying about polishing his balls as opposed to bombarding me with his teenage angst.

Hello 19 year old anon male....

Here's some fruity answers for you my son.

Don't confuse 'nice' with 'needy'. When I say he was a needy mother fucker, I MEAN he was a needy mother fucker! I'm with a nice guy currently. Life is 'normal'. What triggered the hostility? There is no hostility. Maybe you are just feeling a tad defensive since I so openly discuss the faults and lunacy of the males I have previously dated? Deal with that please and laugh along with it.

I WISH I were 17 again. It'd be great to feel the innocence of a 17 year old but sadly, I am long past my teen years my treacle. Why do you need a photo of me? I'm hardly going to stick a photo up for some random's wank bank collection!

Frankly I couldn't give a crap if a man wrote about his experiences with women. I'd more than likely be amused by their stories. Haven't you asked yourself WHY the porn industry is the largest most seedy industry in the entire world? Because men love to watch other men fuck women from behind and dominate them so come on please, get a grip kid. I'm writing a few accounts of my experiences, I'm hardly locking men up with blind folds whilst shoving dildos up their arses and steaming it live am I? It's not a big deal. It's just a blog.

I'm not surprised you are calling a woman mental it's what men do and it made me laugh to read that because you have just affirmed what that whole post was about....Was she mental? I don't know. Start a blog, write about it and let me know what feedback you get.

Take care.

Love,

Hey,

Sorry for such a delayed reply. Life has taken a hold of me and yes, being in a relationship has prevented me from dating and therefore, meeting more loons to write about.

Thanks!! I've spent the festive period having lots of sex to work off the copious cake consumption.