I Fricken Love Cows

why is this so fucking funny 

it’s a joke

It’s not stupid. I promise. It’s not stupid to turn into your 5 year old self and get happy beyond measure for the little things. It’s not stupid to be proud of yourself for completing a load of laundry and washing the dishes. You aren’t lame for patting yourself on the back when you chose a salad over a burger. You’re taking care of yourself and each victory - no matter how small - is worth celebrating. 

This is a KIDS show?!?

are people becoming more annoying or am I becoming more angry

If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you

I JUST WANT CUDDLING THAT INCLUDES SLEEPY KISSES AND WATCHING MOVIES AND FALLING ASLEEP ALL TANGLED UP TOGETHER ON THE COUCH OKAY I DON’T SEE WHY THAT’S TOO MUCH TO ASK

i be in the house all day so i really can’t be a thot

im obsessed w physical closeness, romantically….not even sexually just if u date me it’s all hugging all the time we are gonna lay in bed and im gonna cuddle w u, we will stand in the kitchen and i will stand hip to hip w u, u will sit on the couch and i will stroke your hair and kiss your forehead….it’s so intoxicating as a concept

My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it

what if mayonnaise came in cans

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

good morning to everyone except these two people

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m dead 😂😂😂