Cosmopolitan Tips

Whisper sensually into your lovers ear, “when you kiss you create a continuous tube from one butt hole to the other.”

Unleash the bees.

To really get her in the mood, play super sonic racing on repeat while carefully putting on a sonic suit

While on top of her, burp sensually into her mouth, she'll appreciate the half decomposed goodness

To really get her juices flowing, whisper gently into her vagina “skyflugel”. Guaranteed to work at least once.

Firmly GRASP it.

If you want to be a gentleman in the bedroom, ensure to put your pinkie as high as you can during sex.

If you’re nervous, don't worry, your shaking will cause more pleasure for the lucky lady.

Don’t stop cumming.

As you cum, shout “WHIPPED CREAM POURING LIKE WATERFALLS”

If you’re stuck for sexual positions, try planking.

Midway through sex, quote the romantic Beatles song and constantly repeat “Number 9 Number 9 Number 9 Number 9 Number 9.“

If you’re about to cum and she is nowhere near, start nervously singing to yourself “woooo we’re halfway there, wooooah livin on a prayer”

Don’t stop at the shaft. Put their balls in too.

As she’s about to climax, go full fuccboi and say “and then what ;)”. That’ll really turn her on.

When you climax, scream “ride the wave“.

Use sexy nicknames like “Bruh.“ in the bedroom