2017 is going 2 be a very healing year because it’s going to force us to accept that 2007 was ten years ago not three and i think that’s the root of our collective issues

petition to send california all of florida’s water

i hate when adults make fun of u and ask if u bought ur jeans with all the holes in them…. why don’t u go fix the holes in our economy robert

The shame and panic u feel on iMessage when you’re trying to find the perfect emoji and you’re taking too long and they can see u typing for 4 minutes for a one sentence text

I need to hit a wider audience and reach out to the android market The shame and panic you feel when you’re using an android

can we replace the kardashians tv show with keeping up with the obamas because i’m gonna miss them a lot and i still wanna know what they’re doing all the time. how are the dogs? where does the family travel? what sort of hobbies has michelle taken up in addition to captivating the world with her intelligence, grace, and charm? what are the girls accomplishing? is obama still flirting with biden??? i need to know

you’re lying if you didn’t sing this in your head

#slytherins aren’t evil #slytherins are self-serving #slytherins are loyal to what is THEIRS and theirs alone #if the fact that narcissa malfoy #a slytherin #will LIE to the dark lord about his greatest foe being alive #over the smallest hope of saving her son doesn’t tell you that #then idk how to help you

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