Cat is Quick Oats

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

becoming the oppressor is not liberation!!!!!

MY AWESOME FUCKING BASSLINE... #myawesomefuckingbassline

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!

depending where you are in the world, zenquish is either fast approaching or already over! rejoice!

greem

I went to a library book sale this weekend and I found a very old book called “Electronic Life: How to Think About Computers,” which was published in I think 1975? I’ve been reading it kind of like how I would read a historical document, and it’s lowkey fascinating

There’s a whole paragraph that’s like “okay, find the keyboard. Don’t panic if it has more keys than a typewriter, that’s normal. Really, it’s fine. The extra keys don’t make things harder. It’s FINE”

Somebody in 1975 had a better understanding of why artificial intelligence is not in any way “intelligence” than the majority of today’s intellectual minds.

stand up only to fall over 0.2 seconds later #iron deficiency gang

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

I wish that instead of therapy I had a google doc where I could record all my thoughts and then a trained professional would go through and leave comments on what I need to be worried about. and then they hand me a diagnosis on a silver platter

I heard there was a secret horse That David hated, it ate the doors

Yeah okay ill reblog that

Ykw fyp so will I