totally all roleplay ;)

First of all, if y’all have cin3mark theaters in your state/country, this is the perfect one to sneak into. What I do is that usually cin3mark theaters have exits on each side for the customers to exit after watching the movies. So what I do is I go and look into an exit and make sure the security is not there at the time, I wait for some people to exit and you have to time this right. While they’re exiting it, grab the door and make sure it stays open and sneak in. Then go to the nearest restroom and spend time there while the movie you want to watch starts. Go to the movie when it starts and try to make sure it’s not one that just premiered because you want a lot of empty good seats in the back. Go in and act as if you’re a regular paying customer, don’t be suspicious and enjoy your movie. Anyways it works for me most of the time so I hope it works for yall.

i want more mutuals!!

me: *buys 0 gets 12 free*

sephora tips gladly accepted as well

This is all I can think of for Ulta, feel free to add on anyone else.

besides that, I was never caught, with higher forces help I am sure, because I have made almost all the mistakes while learning

It goes without saying that newb lifters have a lot to learn, but I feel like I won’t even get the chance to learn or improve because MOTHERFLIPPING WALLY WORLD IS ONTO ME. I literally have only lifted once from there and thought I did a good job, apparently not. When I went in today I was in for only 10-15 minutes and in that time I heard over the intercom that pharmacy/beauty needed to be stocked an lo and behold the employee came right to the aisle I was in. Then I’m sure I saw the same plainclothes LP twice, THEN TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE I decided I’m going to practice concealing on the floor in a blindspot. I literally concealed one thing, put my other stuff down and started walking out of the garden exit to my car when out of nowhere I hear “*name* to lawn and garden”. I fucking walked behind a huge display, dropped my item, and walked to my car. I’ve never been so scared in my life. I cant believe they sussed me already .__. How long till i can go back?

I got sussed at a sephora recently and i wanna go back so bad, but i know the makeup isn't worth being caught.

hey so now i’ve got some free time, i was thinking of writing the story idea described in this text post: https://heavenlylifter.tumblr.com/post/161923769155/moviebook-idea i’ve already written 650 words, and i have a vague plan of how i want it turn out. i’ll probably do multiple short stories if this one turns out okay. so, expect a smol lîfting story within the next few days!

One time when I was lifting in Ulta, there was this girl I didn’t know that was also lifting (but she wasn’t doing to great at not being sus and concealing because my dumbass seen her) ANYWAY the district LP was there that day and she was onto her so i walked into the aisle the girl was in and told her that they were watching her and to just go to the coffee shop near by and wait 15 minutes for me. I looked in her bag to get an idea of what she was lifting and I walked away about a minute later she dropped her shit and left. I lifted as much of what I remember from what I seen in her bag, bought like two cheap drugstore items and went to the coffee shop. I bought her coffee and gave her the stuff I lifted for her and I ended up giving her a ride home. We’re now best friends and she’s never been caught now because of all the advice I’ve given her.  It’s kinda a dumb cheesy story but that day really changed my life, all because I helped someone out and it worked out for the better. 

So this method does involve money but it’s worth it. So purchase a prepaid card and load 5-10 on it. (You could go less it all depends on how many games and movies your getting) You don’t want to use a credit card or debit card because you don’t want it tracing back or charging you. Now go to your local redbox and rent what you want. Now never return them and you just got games and movies for $5!

////// i’m legit so excited for this haul, there’s a lot not even pictured since i gave it to my friend but this is my largest yet!

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