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#Honor is dead and this is why
Someone keeps posting these posters around Urithiru and Dalinar is getting super pissed. Everyone assumes itâs Shallan. After all, no one else has the combination of humor and creative ability to pull this off, right? Kaladin thinks theyâre hilarious but because he thinks Shallan is making them he pretends to hate them. Adolin is trying his absolute hardest to get Shallan to let him help her do it, even though she insists it isnât her. No one believes her. Eventually Dalinar calls a meeting because he is SICK and TIRED of taking them down and insists that WHOEVER is responsible (with a strong side-eye at Shallan) better come forward now before he starts forcing everyone to conduct all official business in the Horneater language.
The room is quiet for a few moments. A small cough breaks the silence and a small voice says is heard.
âSorry, dad.â
It was Renarin the whole time.
A FINE ADDITION!!!
The evil overlord has killed innocent people, burned cities, and actively suppresses all resistance in the world. On your quest to stop him, you have found out why, and it turns out he has a pretty damn good reason.
This is literally the first trilogy of Mistborn.
Kelsier: Imma do the thing.
Dox: Dammit Kell no!
Spook: Notting of the doing of the thing!
Breeze: The thing is worse than an empty goblet of wine.
Ham: Kell, that makes no logical sense.
Marsh: You're only doing the thing for your own damn ego.
Sazed: I can tell you 82 different religions that say why the thing is bad.
Kelsier, after he does the thing: Why didnât anyone tell me not to? The thing was a bad idea.
The entire crew: *groaning*
for the cosmere aus, how about... mario kart with the stormlight cast
ive been on mobile all day and now i am home and it is TIME
first of all
theyâre playing it on the wii
they have two of the little steering wheel adapters for the remote
kaladin has never played before
heâs up against adolin shallan and renarin in round 1
they offer him the wheel
he snubs it
he regrets snubbing it and loses spectacularly
but now that heâs snubbed it
he cannot unsnub
his pride wins out
he plays every single round, against everyone
honing his skills against bridge four
most of whom havent played either
lopen has
lopen is really good
lopen can beat anyone
shallan is the absolute champion though
renarin is a close second
shallan vs lopen is intense my guy
heâs always only seconds behind
how do they do it
eventually kaladin works his way up through the ranks
ends up in a team challenge where heâs teamed with adolin
he couldâve just taken his victory
couldâve just lived with it
no
kaladin being the fuck he is
goes
âamaramâ
âyou and meâ
ârainbow roadâ
chaos

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Shallan: I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO RIGHT NOW IM LIKE FREAKING-
Veil, putting on sunglasses: Shallan, have some relaxation, chill out, stop screamingâŚ
When the main character of your fav series is suddenly a deity
Youâd be surprised at how often this happens in the cosmere.
Top Ten Stormlight Archive Characters:
10. You
9. Canât
8. Rank
7. Them
6. Theyâre
5. All
4. Amazing
3. In their
2. Own way
1. The Stick
Just imagine a world full of beautiful stained glass windows which also generate electricityâŚ
[Oxford Photovoltaics]
Silimatic glass much?
Sandersonians, you know what Iâm talking about!
âI read the Cosmere.â The class is shocked at my overwhelming intelligence. ââŚhow? I canât even understand its sheer nuance and subtlety.â âWell⌠wasing not of wasing is.â One student laughs, and I turn to see who the fellow genius is. Itâs none other than Hoid.

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âQ: I have a philosophy question that could actually be answered in cosmere: Ship of Theseus in cosmere. If I went and replaced every part of the ship, would it still - Cognitively - be the same thing? What if I replaced everything and made a second ship out of the parts from the first one? What could somebody watching all of that from Shadesmar tell me? A: Youâre right, part of the design of the cosmere (which has some deep roots in classical philosophy) was an attempt to answer the Ship of Theseus question. In the cosmere, part of the Cognitiveâand even spiritualâaspect of a thing (particularly if it isnât sentient) is delineated by the way that thinking beings define it. Per the old joke about the axe, if you replace your axe head and think of the new axe as âYour Axe,â then the cognitive and spiritual aspects of that thing will grow to reflect that. If you replaced every part of your ship, and gave the sailors time to sail it, thinking of it as the same shipâit would become the same ship.â
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Wikipedia: Ship of Theseus
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the weirdest (worst?) part about the cosmere is that Brandon has already written all the fluffy fanfic esque scenarios. Character A x Character B slow burn/fakedating AU where they get engaged for political reasons but end up falling in love For Realâ˘? No sorry thatâs just sterillium and every other romance brando every wrote. Character A is a prince and Character B is their bodyguard??? Thatâs literally kalarin. ok then, what if character B is an assassin inste- vinlend.
Character A is a prince who everyone thinks is dead but actually isnât and Character B is a princess who is engaged to him but goes from rivals to lovers with Character Bâs secret identity? Sareoden.
Ideas for Stormlight spinoffs
The Stormcursed Child, a play of questionable quality in which the radiantsâ children attempt to resurrect Tien, bringing about the end of the world. Odiumâs daughter is the main villian.
Tales of Hoid the Bard, a collection of nonsensical stories told by Hoid, written up by Shallan with a foreward by Navani. Includes stories like âthe fountain of the old magicâ and âthe artifabrianâs hairy heartâ
Boring Plants and Where To Find Them, a five film series starring Rysn and Tyvnk, her pot of grass.
*wakes up from coma* how many sanderson books did I miss
Galladon: Do you know how people hate to say, âI told you so?"
Raoden:...
Raoden:......
Galadon: I donât. I love it.

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truly, the worst.
Drehy: My sexuality doesnât define me.
Drehy, a few minutes later: MOVE IM GAY