Shallan's Stick Situation

Once again, I apologise for the crappy editing.

Someone keeps posting these posters around Urithiru and Dalinar is getting super pissed. Everyone assumes it’s Shallan. After all, no one else has the combination of humor and creative ability to pull this off, right? Kaladin thinks they’re hilarious but because he thinks Shallan is making them he pretends to hate them. Adolin is trying his absolute hardest to get Shallan to let him help her do it, even though she insists it isn’t her. No one believes her. Eventually Dalinar calls a meeting because he is SICK and TIRED of taking them down and insists that WHOEVER is responsible (with a strong side-eye at Shallan) better come forward now before he starts forcing everyone to conduct all official business in the Horneater language.

Kelsier: Imma do the thing.

for the cosmere aus, how about... mario kart with the stormlight cast

Shallan: I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO RIGHT NOW IM LIKE FREAKING-

Top Ten Stormlight Archive Characters:

Silimatic glass much?

“Q: I have a philosophy question that could actually be answered in cosmere: Ship of Theseus in cosmere. If I went and replaced every part of the ship, would it still - Cognitively - be the same thing? What if I replaced everything and made a second ship out of the parts from the first one? What could somebody watching all of that from Shadesmar tell me? A: You’re right, part of the design of the cosmere (which has some deep roots in classical philosophy) was an attempt to answer the Ship of Theseus question. In the cosmere, part of the Cognitive–and even spiritual–aspect of a thing (particularly if it isn’t sentient) is delineated by the way that thinking beings define it. Per the old joke about the axe, if you replace your axe head and think of the new axe as “Your Axe,” then the cognitive and spiritual aspects of that thing will grow to reflect that. If you replaced every part of your ship, and gave the sailors time to sail it, thinking of it as the same ship–it would become the same ship.”

Ideas for Stormlight spinoffs

Galladon: Do you know how people hate to say, “I told you so?"

Drehy: My sexuality doesn’t define me.