YAMANTAU COSMONAUTICAL, LLC

Marquess Nera-Montague, the Veiled Blade and the Returned Daughter of the House of Glass, Adjutant-Commandant of Les Fulgurites has been reported missing from her last known location on the Orbit of Glass, following an operation in the Grand Arc that left one dead and three others missing. Negotiations with the hostile pirates aboard the arc allowed the recovery of two of her comrades, but at the moment the location of Nera-Montague is unknown.

Given the total absence of all of her belongings at time of capture, including her mech, and examinations into the Arc, we have reason to suspect that she is still alive, and likely still held against her will.

House Montague will pay handsomely for any information that could lead to her rescue, and will bend any and all of our resources to see the end of those who hold her.

However I, the writer, just nearly fucking died so uh I may post a lot more or less than normal depending on how I process that.

Anyway,.my.message.to.ypj all

-TAKE HEALTH AND SAFETY IMPORTANTLY.

-DO NOT GET ON SKETCHY FAIRGROUND RIDES

-SERIOUSLY

-TELL YOUR LOVED ONES YOU LOVE THEM

-START HRT

-DRINK WATER

ok so maybe im pandering a lil but ik u guys like these food reviews so

[a pic is attached of a large cardboard box half-full of individually vacuum-sealed foil containing nondescript cubes, tightly packed together in a brick-like fashion. Each one is identical except for a printed label in large, plain text, with varying flavors such as "FRIED ONION" and "PICKLED EGG" and a massive list of ingredients - though the image quality is too low to read them. A few pieces of torn foil and errant crumbs are visible on the table next to the box within the picture.]

ne way i got my hands on this ips-n "extended shift shipbreaker" ration, its made 4 those guys that stay in eva for like a couple weeks at a time in utility frames with cutting torches n stuff (idrk wut they do ill be so fr)

so basically its like a big brick of cubes n each 1 is a different flavor. ur sposed to eat 1 at a time n each 1 is a whole meal kinda. but im ngl i been eatin like 3 at a time

honestly kinda good. they got a lotta different flavors n sum are kinda bad (idrk y they got a krait pizza flavor) but most of the time its kinda normal like sour berry or chicken or smth. flavor itself isnt too bad, kinda chalky tbh but theyre kinda addictive in a weird way theyre like... just rly easy to eat. super convenient

Yeah, the Northstar ones are definitely pretty solid. Had 'em pretty much daily back when kid me was workin' the orbital longshore over Telmessos; I remember tryin' to turn the chocolatey one into hot chocolate and it never working out.

I gotta say I don't remember 'em being too chalky? Thought they were, like, this sorta greasy-chewy texture, usually. Ain't had one for a solid couple decades, though—a few more 'n that, I guess, realtime—so they might've changed the recipe.

{seeing as MONIST-4 doesn't really answer asks so far as I know, I have a question}

{how should I get this one SSC Ship to stop harassing and trying to claim me?}

{the first time, I broke every shock knife on the ship.}

{The second time, I think I broke a bunch of printers}

{this is the third time, and I need to get them to go away}

{any ideas?}

@necramech-in-lancer

Uhhhhhhhhh... How the hell do I help with that...

How open are you to stupidly risky moves?

Ships can do nearlight jumps, so maybe try one of those if you get abducted again, and send them to bumfuck nowhere?

The problem is how do you disembark beforehand...

It's when a ship accels to nearlight in the snap of a finger, basically. Mostly it's Navy what can do it, I think, but some corpo ships're outfitted with bolt tech too.

(it does not seem large enough for a human to fit inside. Other notable features include a golden model of a human skull, which blue light is coming out of, and that the hands have seemingly two fingers.)

{the emitter of blue light is me btw}

{seeing as MONIST-4 doesn't really answer asks so far as I know, I have a question}

{how should I get this one SSC Ship to stop harassing and trying to claim me?}

{the first time, I broke every shock knife on the ship.}

{The second time, I think I broke a bunch of printers}

{this is the third time, and I need to get them to go away}

{any ideas?}

@necramech-in-lancer

Uhhhhhhhhh... How the hell do I help with that...

How open are you to stupidly risky moves?

Ships can do nearlight jumps, so maybe try one of those if you get abducted again, and send them to bumfuck nowhere?

The problem is how do you disembark beforehand...

It's when a ship accels to nearlight in the snap of a finger, basically. Mostly it's Navy what can do it, I think, but some corpo ships're outfitted with bolt tech too.

{seeing as MONIST-4 doesn't really answer asks so far as I know, I have a question}

{how should I get this one SSC Ship to stop harassing and trying to claim me?}

{the first time, I broke every shock knife on the ship.}

{The second time, I think I broke a bunch of printers}

{this is the third time, and I need to get them to go away}

{any ideas?}

@necramech-in-lancer

Uhhhhhhhhh... How the hell do I help with that...

How open are you to stupidly risky moves?

Ships can do nearlight jumps, so maybe try one of those if you get abducted again, and send them to bumfuck nowhere?

The problem is how do you disembark beforehand...

It's when a ship accels to nearlight in the snap of a finger, basically. Mostly it's Navy what can do it, I think, but some corpo ships're outfitted with bolt tech too.

{seeing as MONIST-4 doesn't really answer asks so far as I know, I have a question}

{how should I get this one SSC Ship to stop harassing and trying to claim me?}

{the first time, I broke every shock knife on the ship.}

{The second time, I think I broke a bunch of printers}

{this is the third time, and I need to get them to go away}

{any ideas?}

@necramech-in-lancer

Uhhhhhhhhh... How the hell do I help with that...

How open are you to stupidly risky moves?

Ships can do nearlight jumps, so maybe try one of those if you get abducted again, and send them to bumfuck nowhere?

The problem is how do you disembark beforehand...

It's when a ship accels to nearlight in the snap of a finger, basically. Mostly it's Navy what can do it, I think, but some corpo ships're outfitted with bolt tech too.

Like come on, man. There's better ships to hijack on this line than a near-empty fuckin' scrap clipper and they good and goddamn know it. Swear to God they're just doin' it to piss me off.

If they were aimin' to hijack they've hit me with a takeover codesplash by now, or at least vented me with rails—all I've gotten from 'em though's a few torpedoes, 'n I think those were s'posed to be for my drive. Figure they're just assholes off a bad station tryin' to make some quick cash, not wheel 'n deal in stolen starships.

Good lord this might be more dangerous than I initially expected. I assumed this was just a shakedown, these morons might actually HURT someone.

Plus I got some good Samaritans comin' in who I think're packing chassis so I only gotta keep 'em off me 'til they get in engagement range.

{seeing as MONIST-4 doesn't really answer asks so far as I know, I have a question}

{how should I get this one SSC Ship to stop harassing and trying to claim me?}

{the first time, I broke every shock knife on the ship.}

{The second time, I think I broke a bunch of printers}

{this is the third time, and I need to get them to go away}

{any ideas?}

@necramech-in-lancer

Uhhhhhhhhh... How the hell do I help with that...

How open are you to stupidly risky moves?

Ships can do nearlight jumps, so maybe try one of those if you get abducted again, and send them to bumfuck nowhere?

The problem is how do you disembark beforehand...

Like come on, man. There's better ships to hijack on this line than a near-empty fuckin' scrap clipper and they good and goddamn know it. Swear to God they're just doin' it to piss me off.

If they were aimin' to hijack they've hit me with a takeover codesplash by now, or at least vented me with rails—all I've gotten from 'em though's a few torpedoes, 'n I think those were s'posed to be for my drive. Figure they're just assholes off a bad station tryin' to make some quick cash, not wheel 'n deal in stolen starships.