Life As I See It

lawyers arguing their case but like it's an internet discourse post

My job is to help lawyers law. It's a struggle some days.

kinda miss sitting in restaurants with my friends loudly having what is clearly the weirdest conversation the couple two tables over has heard all week and pretending not to notice them chuckle at my jokes but making sure to throw in enough exposition to give them context if they’re still listening

“why the hell is this one getting so many notes” i think, briefly, before realizing we’re three years into The Great Loneliness and i have just wistfulposted on yearning dot com

girls with adhd will be like “im making a list” yeah of course you are 🙄

this has been a mood for nearly 100 years now

america has like a handful of companies at this point and they’re all more powerful than the federal government

firebombing a microsoft server room would probably do more damage to the infrastructure of america than assassinating a government official

I say I'm dumb a lot but i think it's time you all knew exactly how dumb i am

I didn't know the order of the months or seasons until i was 17 and i only learnt them cause i was accused of cheating on a math test i got 100% on cause of 1 question that was something like "in what month would *math stuff*" and i aswered "the 9th one" instead of september and apparently that was suspicious? And i didnt wanna say it was cause i didnt know September was the 9th month so i just took the test again

I have been mutuals with @fuck-usag since like 2013, a blog that regularly posts about gymnastics and the USA Gymnastics organisation (USAG) and it took me til last year, SIX YEARS, to realse her name is not saying "screw america, G"

My first time in France was a spontaneous trip to Paris. 0 planning. Literally as i took my first step off the plane i thought "wait. They speak french in France"