break me off a piece of that charleston chew

well how do you feel about chili? i can bake some fresh soft rolls to go with it and have yall get some fixings to load it up. if you’re interested in that.

um YEAH i have but you know whats super validating? when they say it. that’s so good. 

fuck yeah though that sounds like the BEST time and im actually Vibrating with excitement. dont push yourself though of course i guess if its gonna be too much i can get ingredients tonight late and then bring them over in the mornin before work?

hmm… yeah, that’d probably work! i think i should be able to handle chili by tomorrow night. and hmmm… yeah, we’ll probably want to grab some things to load it up with. that sounds good.

oh yeah, definitely. the moment (or moments) they say it are really great and validating. i felt like my heart was going to burst, and frankly it still does, the first time they said it. it’s so nice! so nice.

i established the conga line of intense beauty its just i got real ugly there for a while and had to duck out

also howdy i dont think ive met you. im dave or ius if you know daves

mine condolences for the rough time ya musta been through, glad to know ya regained the pretty features.

oh mood

im literally Always busy and itd be a bad thing if i werent but im not too busy to make time for you, ever, and cook you somethin to eat. i gotta cook every day anyway its part of like. My Routine.

uh FUCK yeah esp since, yknow, i cant really have kids of my own? im glad ive played enough of a part in raising them that im part of the dad squad. wow. B’) but yeah i can probably do tomorrow night pretty easily if you or beeps can get the ingredients together? i just cant go shopping and cook that night i wouldnt have time and i dont want errybody eatin at like. 9pm

well… yeah. i guess it would be bad but! i didn’t know if maybe you were too stressed or perhaps somewhat in the middle of something. i just didn’t want to burden you, you know? but gosh if… if you wouldn’t mind, it means a lot. it’d probably have to be soft or easy going down, because my throat is in hell right now from being sick, but? i’d appreciate anything, honestly…

um YEAH i have but you know whats super validating? when they say it. that’s so good. 

i wanna say that i left as an act of self love because tumblr is ~bad~ and ~toxic~ but the reality? i forgot my passwords to both accounts actually

they’re just standing there like a testimonial to my idiocracy for the rest of my days

how you been?

jokes on you for not using the same password for everything privacy schmivacy if some hacker wants to commit fraud on me thats no skin off my nose

anyway ive been pretty good definitely better than the last time we talked

B0 thats really great dude wtf. kudos to you

they’re just standing there like a testimonial to my idiocracy for the rest of my days

he never got the time to eat it B’) but thats okay he ate after i made sure of it. do you need my help at all? you know im a mean cook i can make you just about any food if you need it to get better.

aw hell yeah tho maybe in the same vein of thought i can figure out a time to swing by and make dinner. we can get the girls together too maybe and make it fun–did you know sey and aileen are callin me dad now? im fuckin deceased. i love them so much

aw. i guess that was to be expected? fourth of july ends up in a lot of… well. pretty nasty injuries and emergencies. he gets really busy on the day. but i’m glad you made sure he ate it after! leave it up to you to do that, haha. and! i’d say yes, but? i don’t want to bother you if you’re busy or anything…

kays a lovely name, im dave but im sure you know a lot so ius or cogs are acceptable alternatives

i know you would disagree because thats just so you but that doesnt make it not true B) uh thats good though i have been seein him p infrequently lately but i brought him dinner on the 4th because i knew itd be a busy day for him. its good hes takin care of you hes a good good boy.

yeah a wedding. im just wondering at what point do i actively stop trying to rake in the boucoup bucks to save for it and just chill out. tikas gonna have a grey husband by the end of this but ig the honeymoon is for relaxing. i’d take you up on the offer to chill but im no free at all this week, and i could be free on the weekend had networking not been a thing. we could probably do a sleepover one of these nights though.

dsfsdf. well! okay. i would argue but clearly it wouldn’t make a difference! and oh i see. it was very sweet of you to take him dinner, i’m sure he appreciated it. i appreciate it because it helps keep him taken care of and keeps him eating, even on busy days. i know sometimes i struggle to catch him on the busy days, so! yeah. but yeah he’s definitely taking care of me, he always does… and i agree, very good!

you deserve all the good nicknames dude. also, good? has toro been takin care of you? 

ive been okay just super real busy planning and workin to save up for me an tika’s wedding. which still doesnt have a date. i dont really have a lot of time to breathe and chill lately.

i appreciate it though even if i came for the babies i stayed for the jayby (??? w/e)

pff, i’d care to disagree… but thank you. and yeah! yes, beeps has been taking care of me when he’s not busy. because it’s july and that meant… firework season, he’s been a lot more busy with work at the hospital. but he still takes care of and has been taking care of me when he can.

oh my gosh, a wedding! that does sound like it’d be keeping you busy, and saving up would mean you’re busy, too. hey, even if it doesn’t have a date, i’m happy for you two and i hope you do have some time to breathe and relax sometime soon. should you ever need some company to wind down for a bit with (not that you have to, but it’s an offer!) you’re always welcome.

heyyy pretty bird how you doin

i mean obviously. i actually remade…a while ago but they’re a worthy excuse to be semiregular around these parts

i! gosh. nicknames like that will never fail to kill me. anyway, i’m doing okay, i guess. currently getting over some sort of sickness. how about you? it’s been a while. i hope you’ve been doing okay!

ive been okay just super real busy planning and workin to save up for me an tika’s wedding. which still doesnt have a date. i dont really have a lot of time to breathe and chill lately.

@corvidaeius

oh my god, hey, dude!