Bastard

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

project zomboid is a game about finding and holding onto the biggest bag

“I don’t put politics in my stories” is the literary equivalent of a cishet guy going “I don’t have pronouns”

interview with the masquerade

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

Cleaning the house in a way that is harmful to myself and others

listening to straight women talk about their boyfriends is insane. it's never a normal story

i don’t hate series finales because it’s the ending of a show.. i hate them because somehow writers find a way to fuck up the whole show in just one episode

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit