Greetings, Tumblr users and future slaves.
At the demand of Dr. Cortex, I am tasked with running this blog for the purpose of, his words, "PR." Why "PR" is crucial in the operation of a world domination campaign-especially one that involves mind control-escapes me. However, few have questioned the whims of Dr. Cortex and had their locations known thereafter.
Expect periodical updates on castle goings-on. I assume my goal is to humanize our staff of mad scientists and their underlings. Well, I certainly don't expect to be successful.
















