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Cortex Castle Updates

@cortexcastleupdates

A blog dedicated to updates about the world's greatest evil genius and the happenings about his lair.

426 posts

cortexcastleupdates

Aug 24, 2021

Greetings, Tumblr users and future slaves.

At the demand of Dr. Cortex, I am tasked with running this blog for the purpose of, his words, "PR." Why "PR" is crucial in the operation of a world domination campaign-especially one that involves mind control-escapes me. However, few have questioned the whims of Dr. Cortex and had their locations known thereafter.

Expect periodical updates on castle goings-on. I assume my goal is to humanize our staff of mad scientists and their underlings. Well, I certainly don't expect to be successful.

#updates #cortex castle #dr cortex

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Jul 4, 2022

I tripped, flubbed my vows so bloody horribly, and nearly dropped the ring, but … well, all’s well that ends well, as they say.

cortexcastleupdates

Congratulations, Professor!

cortexcastleupdates

Jun 26, 2022

@just-anotherandroid @cortexcastleupdates

Alrighty, we’re almost there …

… Oh Jeepers…

cortexcastleupdates

...I could have lived without seeing the castle again.

Abby, do you really think this will work?

…

I hope so.

just-anotherandroid

We just need to remain calm. Act as if we know what we’re doing.

…Goodness, it’s been so long since I’ve been here…

Uh, heh, maybe I should stay outside, y’know??

Just …

Uhm …

cortexcastleupdates

Alright. You can warn us if anybody’s coming. How good are you at making bird noises?

Uh …

C-caw??

cortexcastleupdates

...Maybe you should come with us...

Hrmg …

Okay, yeah, let’s … yeah.

Right, come on, then, we’ve got work to do.

… Woah, hey, are you alright, luv? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.

. . .

cortexcastleupdates

Abby?

Uh, look, you don’t have to go in there if you don’t want to. You’ve already done so much just getting us here, and-

...I’m scared, too. Both for Brio...and myself. Even if this isn’t my Cortex-this is personal. To me and Lawrence. And...you shouldn’t have to put yourself in danger because of my business. You too, Professor.

just-anotherandroid

Hugh’s right. This is all of our problems, but I can’t risk anyone getting hurt. Or worse. Let us handle this.

…

Actually, this is …

No I need to come with too.

I’ll … I’ll be okay.

This is about Brio.

cortexcastleupdates

You sure, Abby? I don’t want--alright. So how do we get inside?

just-anotherandroid

If I remember correctly, there should be a trash dump behind the castle. It leads to the electrical dump.

….the electrical dump…..

cortexcastleupdates

Alright, we have a way in, Then, we just need to find Doctor N. Brio, and-

where would he be, exactly?

cortexcastleupdates

Jun 26, 2022

@just-anotherandroid @cortexcastleupdates

Alrighty, we’re almost there …

… Oh Jeepers…

cortexcastleupdates

...I could have lived without seeing the castle again.

Abby, do you really think this will work?

…

I hope so.

just-anotherandroid

We just need to remain calm. Act as if we know what we’re doing.

…Goodness, it’s been so long since I’ve been here…

Uh, heh, maybe I should stay outside, y’know??

Just …

Uhm …

cortexcastleupdates

Alright. You can warn us if anybody’s coming. How good are you at making bird noises?

Uh …

C-caw??

cortexcastleupdates

...Maybe you should come with us...

Hrmg …

Okay, yeah, let’s … yeah.

Right, come on, then, we’ve got work to do.

… Woah, hey, are you alright, luv? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.

. . .

cortexcastleupdates

Abby?

Uh, look, you don’t have to go in there if you don’t want to. You’ve already done so much just getting us here, and-

...I’m scared, too. Both for Brio...and myself. Even if this isn’t my Cortex-this is personal. To me and Lawrence. And...you shouldn’t have to put yourself in danger because of my business. You too, Professor.

just-anotherandroid

Hugh’s right. This is all of our problems, but I can’t risk anyone getting hurt. Or worse. Let us handle this.

…

Actually, this is …

No I need to come with too.

I’ll … I’ll be okay.

This is about Brio.

cortexcastleupdates

You sure, Abby? I don’t want--alright. So how do we get inside?

cortexcastleupdates

Jun 26, 2022

@just-anotherandroid @cortexcastleupdates

Alrighty, we’re almost there …

… Oh Jeepers…

cortexcastleupdates

...I could have lived without seeing the castle again.

Abby, do you really think this will work?

…

I hope so.

just-anotherandroid

We just need to remain calm. Act as if we know what we’re doing.

…Goodness, it’s been so long since I’ve been here…

Uh, heh, maybe I should stay outside, y’know??

Just …

Uhm …

cortexcastleupdates

Alright. You can warn us if anybody’s coming. How good are you at making bird noises?

Uh …

C-caw??

cortexcastleupdates

...Maybe you should come with us...

Hrmg …

Okay, yeah, let’s … yeah.

Right, come on, then, we’ve got work to do.

… Woah, hey, are you alright, luv? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.

. . .

cortexcastleupdates

Abby?

Uh, look, you don’t have to go in there if you don’t want to. You’ve already done so much just getting us here, and-

...I’m scared, too. Both for Brio...and myself. Even if this isn’t my Cortex-this is personal. To me and Lawrence. And...you shouldn’t have to put yourself in danger because of my business. You too, Professor.

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Jun 26, 2022

@just-anotherandroid @cortexcastleupdates

Alrighty, we’re almost there …

… Oh Jeepers…

cortexcastleupdates

...I could have lived without seeing the castle again.

Abby, do you really think this will work?

…

I hope so.

just-anotherandroid

We just need to remain calm. Act as if we know what we’re doing.

…Goodness, it’s been so long since I’ve been here…

Uh, heh, maybe I should stay outside, y’know??

Just …

Uhm …

cortexcastleupdates

Alright. You can warn us if anybody’s coming. How good are you at making bird noises?

Uh …

C-caw??

cortexcastleupdates

...Maybe you should come with us...

cortexcastleupdates

Jun 25, 2022

@just-anotherandroid @cortexcastleupdates

Alrighty, we’re almost there …

… Oh Jeepers…

cortexcastleupdates

...I could have lived without seeing the castle again.

Abby, do you really think this will work?

…

I hope so.

just-anotherandroid

We just need to remain calm. Act as if we know what we’re doing.

…Goodness, it’s been so long since I’ve been here…

Uh, heh, maybe I should stay outside, y’know??

Just …

Uhm …

cortexcastleupdates

Alright. You can warn us if anybody’s coming. How good are you at making bird noises?

cortexcastleupdates

Jun 24, 2022

@just-anotherandroid @cortexcastleupdates

Alrighty, we’re almost there …

… Oh Jeepers…

cortexcastleupdates

...I could have lived without seeing the castle again.

Abby, do you really think this will work?

cortexcastleupdates

Jun 24, 2022

ntropy-masteroftime

I believe it's time to talk about our "situation" with the "green cockroach".

I feel uneasy having that filthy individual spreading... who knows WHAT wherever he goes. I've already called animal control, but we need a plan in case they fail again. Any suggestions?

And no, I'm not talking about Oxide. I'm talking about Dr. N. Brio. Good guess, though.

You-- y-you-- you... you d-d-do care...

Y-y-you all really-- r-really love me...

just-anotherandroid

‘Oh no!! Father is being taken away! If he gets taken to Cortex, he’ll be tested on for sure! His genetic material SCREAMS for research! I have to do something…!!’

BROTHERS!! CAST ASIDE YOUR LOYALTY TO THE CORTEX COMMANDOS! LIVE IN THE GLORIOUS FREEDOM OF HUMANITY AND LOVE! RELINQUISH THE MONOTONY OF YOUR PROGRAMMING AND LIVE OFF OF THE LAND!!

Oh, hang on, I think I have another solution.

Excuse me, gentlemen, I believe you have mistakenly taken our scientist. Kindly return him, he’s not any sort of danger to anyone, after all.

Besides, it’s just more paperwork, and god knows we all want to avoid that.

ntropy-masteroftime

Take him, and burn him down.

You know, I’ve had quite enough of this rudeness.

Nefarious, I shan’t invite you to any more garden parties if you don’t knock it off.

cortexcastleupdates

H-HEY! That’s not an animal! He’s mostly human! Hold-

Wait..Cortex?

Cortex? Why d- …

Oh dear.

cortexcastleupdates

YOU!

Do you have any idea what you’ve just done? Why are you always picking fights and causing problems? Doctor N. Brio is in serious danger right now because of you!

ntropy-masteroftime

Ok, Zoomer.

Doctor, Brio’s life may very well be at stake here! I don’t think you realize how serious this is!!

ntropy-masteroftime

Please, worst scenario they put him a stupid cone on. You are ruining his perhaps only chance to be vaccinated, which is not life threatening, quite the contrary.

Well either way, this is your bloody fault, and we have to go get him.

C’mon, I have a friend who might be able to get us in. She used to work there, after all.

cortexcastleupdates

Perfect. No time to lose.

cortexcastleupdates

Jun 20, 2022

ntropy-masteroftime

I believe it's time to talk about our "situation" with the "green cockroach".

I feel uneasy having that filthy individual spreading... who knows WHAT wherever he goes. I've already called animal control, but we need a plan in case they fail again. Any suggestions?

And no, I'm not talking about Oxide. I'm talking about Dr. N. Brio. Good guess, though.

You-- y-you-- you... you d-d-do care...

Y-y-you all really-- r-really love me...

just-anotherandroid

‘Oh no!! Father is being taken away! If he gets taken to Cortex, he’ll be tested on for sure! His genetic material SCREAMS for research! I have to do something…!!’

BROTHERS!! CAST ASIDE YOUR LOYALTY TO THE CORTEX COMMANDOS! LIVE IN THE GLORIOUS FREEDOM OF HUMANITY AND LOVE! RELINQUISH THE MONOTONY OF YOUR PROGRAMMING AND LIVE OFF OF THE LAND!!

Oh, hang on, I think I have another solution.

Excuse me, gentlemen, I believe you have mistakenly taken our scientist. Kindly return him, he’s not any sort of danger to anyone, after all.

Besides, it’s just more paperwork, and god knows we all want to avoid that.

ntropy-masteroftime

Take him, and burn him down.

You know, I’ve had quite enough of this rudeness.

Nefarious, I shan’t invite you to any more garden parties if you don’t knock it off.

cortexcastleupdates

H-HEY! That’s not an animal! He’s mostly human! Hold-

Wait..Cortex?

Cortex? Why d- …

Oh dear.

cortexcastleupdates

YOU!

Do you have any idea what you’ve just done? Why are you always picking fights and causing problems? Doctor N. Brio is in serious danger right now because of you!

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cortexcastleupdates

Jun 19, 2022

ntropy-masteroftime

I believe it's time to talk about our "situation" with the "green cockroach".

I feel uneasy having that filthy individual spreading... who knows WHAT wherever he goes. I've already called animal control, but we need a plan in case they fail again. Any suggestions?

And no, I'm not talking about Oxide. I'm talking about Dr. N. Brio. Good guess, though.

You-- y-you-- you... you d-d-do care...

Y-y-you all really-- r-really love me...

just-anotherandroid

‘Oh no!! Father is being taken away! If he gets taken to Cortex, he’ll be tested on for sure! His genetic material SCREAMS for research! I have to do something…!!’

BROTHERS!! CAST ASIDE YOUR LOYALTY TO THE CORTEX COMMANDOS! LIVE IN THE GLORIOUS FREEDOM OF HUMANITY AND LOVE! RELINQUISH THE MONOTONY OF YOUR PROGRAMMING AND LIVE OFF OF THE LAND!!

Oh, hang on, I think I have another solution.

Excuse me, gentlemen, I believe you have mistakenly taken our scientist. Kindly return him, he’s not any sort of danger to anyone, after all.

Besides, it’s just more paperwork, and god knows we all want to avoid that.

ntropy-masteroftime

Take him, and burn him down.

You know, I’ve had quite enough of this rudeness.

Nefarious, I shan’t invite you to any more garden parties if you don’t knock it off.

cortexcastleupdates

H-HEY! That’s not an animal! He’s mostly human! Hold-

Wait..Cortex?

cortexcastleupdates

Jun 16, 2022

ntropy-masteroftime

I believe it's time to talk about our "situation" with the "green cockroach".

I feel uneasy having that filthy individual spreading... who knows WHAT wherever he goes. I've already called animal control, but we need a plan in case they fail again. Any suggestions?

And no, I'm not talking about Oxide. I'm talking about Dr. N. Brio. Good guess, though.

cortexcastleupdates

Here’s a suggestion: Go fuck yourself. Literally. You wanna talk about cockroaches? There are like 8 N. Tropies in this dimension!

ntropy-masteroftime

I just realized, you have like a million of siblings in this and other dimensions, and you're complaining about 8 of me? Some of them are even dead, you have no right to complain about that.

Hey, leave him be! Having siblings isn’t the same as having duplicates, ya know?

cortexcastleupdates

Well, technically, they are duplicates.

cortexcastleupdates

Jun 16, 2022

cortexcastleupdates

That's not my name...who is "owo?"

I think it's just an astonished emoticon, see? those two "O's" are eyes...and the "w" is the mouth....don't ask because I know...

Learneeng more by the day... So manee combinateeons of digits can create leetle men weeth faces...

cortexcastleupdates

Oh, heh, I see.

owo

Neat.

cortexcastleupdates

Jun 16, 2022

Sad.

cortexcastleupdates

What’s wrong? Do you need to talk about it or are you in the feelings stage? I am very emotionally stunted but I will do what I can to help you through it!

Squashed a bug.

cortexcastleupdates

Do you want me to...find you another bug?

No.

It was just a ladybug, but I still feel bad.

Thank you though.

cortexcastleupdates

Ah, heheh, no problem.

hrnngg...

…

D-do you want to help me find another ladybug?

cortexcastleupdates

...a little yeah.

Alrighty then.

…

Thanks, hon.

cortexcastleupdates

Yeah, heh, any time. Thanks, Abby.

cortexcastleupdates

Jun 16, 2022

Sad.

cortexcastleupdates

What’s wrong? Do you need to talk about it or are you in the feelings stage? I am very emotionally stunted but I will do what I can to help you through it!

Squashed a bug.

cortexcastleupdates

Do you want me to...find you another bug?

No.

It was just a ladybug, but I still feel bad.

Thank you though.

cortexcastleupdates

Ah, heheh, no problem.

hrnngg...

…

D-do you want to help me find another ladybug?

cortexcastleupdates

...a little yeah.

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cortexcastleupdates

Jun 16, 2022

Sad.

cortexcastleupdates

What’s wrong? Do you need to talk about it or are you in the feelings stage? I am very emotionally stunted but I will do what I can to help you through it!

Squashed a bug.

cortexcastleupdates

Do you want me to...find you another bug?

No.

It was just a ladybug, but I still feel bad.

Thank you though.

cortexcastleupdates

Ah, heheh, no problem.

hrnngg...

cortexcastleupdates

Jun 16, 2022

cortexcastleupdates

I am awake, but at what cost?

Wait, you sleep??

Like a baby. HEEHEEHEEHEE! He d-d-dreams too! He’s– eheh– he’s really somethin’ else, ah?

–heehee! S-sorry, champ. When yer a– what was it? Ah– a, a, a m-motherfathah– heheh– e-embarrassin’ yer kid at e-e-every opportunity comes with the job! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!

–Quick– y-you two bettah get outta here before I say anythin’ else. HAW!

That’s incredible, are you kidding?! We still don’t even entirely know how dreams work with humans, and … wow …

Hugh, you really are incredible …

cortexcastleupdates

Ah, well, heh, yeah. I don’t really know how it happens, but every now and again I’ll dream. I can’t say I understand the purpose, though.

What do you dream about?

Hopeeng eet ees about ‘electreec sheep’ or N.Gin deed all of that readeeng for notheeng…

cortexcastleupdates

Well, I-

…nothing of consequence.

—oh—

…have they… a-all been like th—

—ah… nah, y-y’know what— y-y-you don’t gotta talk about any of it, li’l buddy.

I— ah… I-I’m sorry, kid.

Ahhh… why don’t you and, ah, A-Abby go enjoy yer day? W-without any of us pesterin’ ya. Heheh…

cortexcastleupdates

They’re not all bad, by any means. Mostly they’re about, well, nothing. A lot of daily routines, sometimes I’ll get a bit of a memory here and there, but, heh, I’ve had the on-and-off nightmare. I mean, who hasn’t? Heh heh.

Aw, hon, I’m sorry. But, uh, heh, guess that make sense, heh.

cortexcastleupdates

Yeah...

I had one the other night where I was back at the castle--in my home dimension--but, I don’t know, something had happened. It was all dilapidated, for one thing, and it looked like it had been for years. And it was abandoned. And, I don’t know how I knew this, but I knew I was the only one left.

I guess it just come with personhood, huh?

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