I don't care how much it hurts, sweetheart. It's going in that pretty asshole no matter how much you cry. Either you make it fit, or I make it fit.

Dropping subtle hints that I desperately want a sadistic little freak to take advantage of me and also maybe force me to breed them.

sorry to be so for real for a second, but honestly there is no high like sending someone into a dissociative state and pulling forward the alter of your choosing. I feel like a fucking god.

Triggering several switches in a row so you're all disoriented by the time I get you into bed. Convincing whoever finally lands in front that you consented to being folded in half and bred before you went blurry. No, really, you just don't remember, I wouldn't lie to you! What? No no, that's the old safeword, we changed that too. I'll just keep going until one of you remembers the new one.

making out with a pair of balls slowly and romantically like they’re the love of my life