fuel for my temporary obsessions

in my head when someone talks about the presedents shoe laces I can only think of Obama like I know he hasn't been in office in 6 years but I still can only imagine the stolen shoelaces coming from him idk

are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

Imagine an empty storefront. Some business that closed years ago. The building stands empty, unused for literal months. And then boom. Fall comes around and there’s a Spirit Halloween. There’s no escape.

what the fuck 😁

Yeah this is a thing

Are you serious

Yes and they are divine gifts of beauty and cheap plastic lawn decorations.

… I honestly assumed that the existence of Halloween stores was just a running joke in American TV shows.

No they’re very real

Can confirm this phenomenon also occurs in Canada

It’s fun

Oh, it’s a blast.

Wait, so during non-halloween they are just empty? Like, they don’t switch between seasonal decorations (like christmas, easter, etc), they just…close and wait for next year???

So you’re telling me that every year for a month or two the Spirit of Halloween possesses a dead building then disappears?

that is exactly what we’re telling you

movie pirating sites are like horses

each one unique. some wild, some tame. when they open new tabs you have to pet them and say sshhh easy there. you have to feed them treats from your hand

seduces u with evil tricks like caring about u and wanting to hear about ur day

the difference is when you see a stupid take on tumblr it's usually from either a 14 year old or some 30 something year old shut-in. when you see a stupid take on twitter it's always like the governor or california or something