Dorkaholic

I hate being so sensitive. I hate being able to detect the slightest change in the way people message me, or talk to me, or look at me. I hate overthinking about it for the whole night. I hate when I can feel someone is slowly losing interest in me.

I don’t think I have ever seen a dog show straight up unabashed disgust to anything.

Additionally; me: *waiting for the subway* intrusive thoughts: what if you jumped me: it would cause a four hour delay while they pick your body parts out of the rails you fucking prick, can we please for once get on public transit without going through this

Also; Me: *walking along a busy road* intrusive thoughts: What if you just fell over in front of this truck? Me: It would back up traffic all fucking night and probably hurt a lot of people you prick.

Gosh. I never have thoughts like this

didnt ask but that sounds nice

Me: *walking down the stairs* Intrusive Thought: I could throw myself down these flight of stairs and leave more time for everyone else! Me: Or you end up with a broken wrist and sprain ankle you dickhead keep walking

Me: *driving on a bridge* Intrusive thoughts: I could just drive straight into that lake and finish it right now. Me: You asshole, this is a new car. Just fucking keep going like everyone else you prick.

oh my god,^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I needed this

Okay but thank you for this strategy for dealing with intrusive thoughts. Excellent.

I shit you not, my entire strategy for dealing with intrusive thoughts serious just “oh my god are we doing this *again*? Shut up, this is soooo dumb.”

Anxiety: look out me: for what Anxiety: look out

COLLEGE

GROWING UP

KILLING SPIDERS

FINALS

PHONE CALLS

ADULT LIFE IN GENERAL

pug date

we dem boys

i need a series to be made off of this 

me: compulsively switches between the same 4 apps for 12 hours straight because i’m absolutely incapable of being left alone w my thoughts