look up Invictus (William Ernest Henley)

by the time rocky and grace arrive on erid they’ve spent 4 years constructing the worlds most unintuitive english-eridian creole language and no one can understand a word of what rocky is saying

“has turned to clay” I know exactly what theyre referring to but there’s also something about the epic being written in clay. like. like. enkidu can only now be remembered. his story can only be preserved, in clay. there’s nothing left for him, except clay

ABSOLUTELY!!! There’s almost a meta layer to the work itself. Gilgamesh may not have physically lived forever but hundreds of us still talk about his story, thousands of years later. Something about things living on forever as long as they are known

THEY CALL ME THE GREAT CLOWN PAGLIACCI BECAUSE MY THERAPIST TELLS PEOPLE TO WATCH ME

"you should be at the club" i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be at the moon. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care.

I'm telling you, Blorbo, I have the finest copy of my shows in the basement, please follow me

we can take the Eeby Deeby - no, no, I promise it's not going to Gay Superhell - look, Eebders Deebeorg was an outlier adn should not have been counted

Where did I get this Eeby Deeby? Well, there was this lovely Middle Eastern gentleman who was selling copper, the finest copper—

hnnnnngg I’m trying to get blorbo into my plinko but the eeby deeby I bought from the copper merchant who as it turns out was EXTREMELY disreputable (who is he, to treat me with such contempt?!) is dummy thicc, thicc enough to block the Suez Canal in fact, and the eebert of the deebert is so scrimblo bimblo it keeps alerting the horse

yoU PLINKO BLORBO?! you plinko blorbo like the HORSE?! Oh, Eeby Deeby for Glup Shitto! Eeby Deeby for Glub Shitto for 1000 YEARS

“Eeby Deeby” is, in this case, putting an orange buttered cat face-first into a trashcan

Historians are going to have to explain this culture someday.

How do I turn off asks no glue no borax

so to start, the recipe for turning off asks has been in my family for a long time. it began with my great great grandpappy and his lovely story about the horses and t

Ah yes the evil and intimidating horses that battle the innocent lesbians

the what

If I had taste buds all over my body, I too would tunnel through apples and similar yummy foods.

I lile bugs

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

I like bugs