correct dndads quotes

Link: I think it'd be more like, we pretend to be Hermie and then convince his parents to give us their social security number, and then we can extract… all their money.

Scary: Willy, like, y’know, like, he tru- he trusts me. He thinks- he thinks that I'm s-smart sometimes. And he thinks that I can- I can… He thinks that I can outwit people and so I-I-I, I could go undercover

Scary: “It's 2pm, do you know where your adoptive child is?"

Normal: We already have plenty of experience hiding in food-based objects to accomplish goals.

Anthony: You ever been in a writers' room and somebody really wants this one idea to make it into the episode? “Guys, I just keep thinking about this one thing I had.” “It feels like the room is kind of circling it too. We just keep forgetting.”

Rebecca: This is fun. Yeah, that's fun. I have some corn syrup and some red food coloring. We could make a whole project of it.

Anthony: Advantage because it's on a phone, says Matt Arnold

Beth: Okay. Now I'm going to roll to see if I'm compelled to want to try to kill you guys.

Anthony: this phone doesn't allow you to delete pictures.

Scary: Y’know, I, I was just kidding when I asked for a hug

Beth: Damn, that was like me in the gifted program in elementary school.

Normal: I mean, your dad's kind of a himbo, but I think he's got at least one Intelligence

Anthony: You see the words magically appear in front of you, and it's c-u-m, and it vibrates a little. All the other words are still, that word vibrates.

Normal: No, I'm not the mascot, Link. Teeny the Teen is the mascot.

Link: I hated that guy. All of the time.