the concept of being on tumblr at the club is sooooo funny

gonna start tagging stuff w 'next tags' to put pressure on yall

remembering in my biology class last year when the teacher called someone a numbskull then said “sorry, I should be calling you guys ‘gumball’ ‘cause you’re all chewed up” then a guy said “I’m more like the bones in a grave, like it’s just over for me” & none of it made any sense

why’s it called doggy style when literally every type of animal fucks that way

locust style

five years from now a bunch of you will have moved on, changed your wizard urls, readjusted your themes. not me. i'm wizardonline forever. bitch

your wizard online forever .bitch

https : forward slash forward slash wizard online dot bitch

https://wizardonline.bitch

click this twice

Nothing quite like being a cunt with a lanyard. Like why yes this is a lanyard I'm wearing. And I am being a cunt about it.

shane and ryan are the funniest bitches alive for making a whole thing about buzzfeed unsolved ending, a dramatic end to an era, only to come back with their own legally distinct version of the show like a week later