#CorporateBelle

When the sales person failed to get approval and calls you unprofessional for not working overtime to fix their mistake

When I am spoon feeding my team what needs to be done before closing on a Friday afternoon and they are asking me for updates.

When your customer threatens to go public after a minor tech issue.

Sunday Night - Realizing you have a 6am flight on Monday Morning.

When sales simply copies and pastes an entire RFP document, changing “should” to “will” and putting your logo on the front. Then asks for your review an hour before submission...

Today’s struggle brought to you by 5 pages, when a paragraph would suffice. 

Me when my boss asks me to do something for the first time. 

When a non-lawyer starts a conversation with “I read the case law on this…”

After hours call from sales: "I wrote some terms and conditions. You know I took a semester of law at school. Can you just quickly check them so I can send them to the customer?" Nope. Shan't. I will write you a solid contract for what you are trying to sell....next week.