who's to say really

you give yourself to someone

that's what i thought, fuckin coward

life is weird man like i don't know what most of my exes are up to but i got one who lives in new york who did cameron winter's makeup for and was present for the photoshoot of the heavy metal album cover and she did two hand poke tattoos on me last year

kareem rahma, a married man, does subway takes so he can kiss other men. on camera, no less!

I understand radiohead now

gonna start calling my bosses cunts and be like "it's australian for mate"

I wanna kill you with lawn darts

i need to smoke with my chinese girlfriend who lives on the opposite side of the world

if i had kids i wouldn't hang out with them i would create content about literally anything else literally anywhere else for tiktok and reels

do you think bugs bunny and i would be friends or would he troll me until i killed myself

wanna ask the band that I've been drumming for if they like me

all my bitches love cy twombly and if they don't then they ain't my bitch

apple fritter is kiiiiinda like microdosing apple pie especially when you break off pieces to munch on throughout the day