Not Another SF Headcanons Dump!
TW for death mention and cringe.
Charlie Dompler
đ He pulls way too many all-nighters on his Alienware computer for his own good, the poor bastardâs probably an insomniac.
𧢠Secretly has âsoft/feminineâ interests he hides away, because he seriously needs to insist heâs a hardened alpha male (heâs absolutely not).
đŽ His childhood besties where his Gameboy Color and his X Box.
đ Has a mutually messy on-and-off romance with Zoey, they bicker like an old couple but thereâs a reason they still see each other.
đ Kind of a shut-in who doesnât go out all that much outside of work and has very few friends, because most of the people he encounters are unhinged af and heâs reasonably scared shitless of people in general.
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He never got to grow up with either of his parents, his grandma raised him up and he lived with her until her passing.
đ¸ Heâs a proud weeb whoâs religiously watched Toonami since it launched when he was just a little tadpole.
đ Can be viciously petty and vindictive, he may forgive but does not forget.
đ¤ Often patronized and perceived as childish and silly, it drives him crazy when almost EVERY SINGLE DATE heâs ever had has treated him more like a cute naĂŻve chibi mascot and a uwu fragile doll than a grown-ass man because God forbid an adult to be three apples tall and full of whimsy. This is why he liked Jennifer so much because she didnât infantilize the hell out of him and shared his ideals.
đŤ Heâs actually pretty talented but doesnât want to show it off. He bakes, has a passion for DIY and arts/crafts, he can sing very well too, just ask his grouchy next-door neighbor who bellowed at him to shut up when he sang âPink Pony Clubâ in the shower with the windows open!
âď¸ He likes tea more than coffee.
đ° Has an insatiable sweet tooth, itâs a damn miracle he hasnât rotted out his teeth.
đ Heâs the Regina George/Heather Chandler of the group: glamorous and popular yet mean.
đśď¸ Wears lingerie to bed.
đ Mf shops at the high-end stores so he can flaunt his swag in everyoneâs faces, one time heaven flew all the way to California to shop at that one crazy expensive grocery store that sells caviar and premium smoothies just to throw shade at Charlie and Pim for eating at Wawa.
đ§ Bonds with Pim over their mutual love for anime and the pop girlies like Chappell Roan and so-on.
đ Always shows up early or on-time at work, so itâs super rare for him to call in sick.
đ§ Has visited Wisconsin many times, guess why.
đ Can somehow drive a big rig, donât ask me why!
đ Heâs old enough to have fought in WWII and throw punches at Stonewall, we love an Old Queen!
đŚ HUGE fan of Gooseworx and TADC, he even kins as Zooble!
đ Identifies as a enby lesbian and feels more comfortable with he/him pronouns.
đ¸ May have secret magical powers, henceforth why he wears a witch hat.
đ Heâs totally bitched Charlie and Allan out for treating Pim like dog shit during the Brazil trip and for not telling him about that one group chat.
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