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Karen: Nice keeping watch.

Corner Gas, make it quick, the battery’s gonna die.

Hank: Behind the couch is the first place she’d look.

Brent: Ah, so her aunt dying and leaving her the restaurant was an elaborate cover story.

Lacey: I’m Lacey. You can call me that.

Brent: How did you get past Hank? That might be the stupidest thing I’ve ever said.

Oscar: You’re not young.

Brent: Is that why you’re pouring gravy on apple pie?

Brent: You did. But you really can’t over-emphasize it.

Wanda: Did you find everything you needed? Do you have any questions about our, uh, fine products? Please feel free to...

Oscar: No. That’s why I’m asking.

Brent: Is that like your official greeting now?

Brent: Okay, that’s the fourth time you’ve made that joke.

Helen: I’m gonna be in a canoe.

Brent: Everyone, Hank has had a good idea. Someone circle the calendar.

Wanda: You’d be in the can. It’s a door to the bathroom, not a vortex to another dimension.

Wanda: Before you ditch your britches, what’s the soup?