#spin cycle

Fluffy Critters in the Laundry 🫧

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Tagged by the ever-lovely @thewrongshop to share an excerpt from a wip for every letter in the word GRASP!

G: '... Go write a ballad or light some lanterns about it, if you have any sense. I know I will.” (From my tgcf wip "the one with the cursed sword (no, not that one)"! Three guesses who's speaking, and the first two don't count XD)

R: '... Run along before my patience runs out.” The words are passionless and flat: a promise, not a warning. (From my yet-untitled huafeng smut fic <3)

A: All are covered in blood. If the ghost flame had teeth, it would have ripped out their throats for crying in unearned sorrow. If it had hands, it would have drenched them further still. But it has neither, and so the throng in the back increases as the line to mutilate His Highness thins. (From the semi-abandoned tgcf wip "my heart, safest in your hands"!)

S: Sanity went out the window the first time he tried kissing Hua Cheng and died a gory death when Hua Cheng allowed it.) (The smut fic again <33)

P: Plenty of time to thoroughly school his brats on how little they’ve improved while he was away, and not nearly enough to mentally prepare for the strain of undertaking a mission with Shen Qingqiu. (Wow, I had to dig for this one! This is from a multichapter yqy whump piece I've been cheekily calling "spin cycle," which I've been really tight-lipped about bc I've made so little progress on it lately... But wow am I glad to get at least one scum villain wip on this list!)

another hank and wanda post. i love that her reaction is just staring at him.