Hot And Ready To Die.

one time in freshman history class the teacher asked if we supported women’s suffrage. one kid didn’t raise his hand because “women shouldn’t have to suffer”

imagine being him thinking women’s suffrage is women suffering and the entire class raises their hands and just being like w hat th e fu ck gu ys

I’m a simple man. I see a cowboy hat, I say “I wanna be a cowboy, Babey,”

Avengers 4 (2019)

This is gonna be captain marvel and im gonna love every minute of it

Makes me want a hot dog real bad

Beware Sping-arm Sam

you can deal so much damage by just switching articles. “i’m so hungry, i could eat the horse.” one-hit k.o.

don’t look the gift horse in a mouth

you can also add horses to other idioms, such as, “don’t count your horses before they hatch.” you can do this in any number of ways

why are sun bears like…that?

like what