Corey

Probably reblogged this before but TOO BAD.

RUTHLESS

I love her

I saw this in one of my sociology classes. In case you’re wondering she didn’t apologize.

when she says “ooo” I die

They aired this!!!

I can’t

im a simple person. i see a dog i want to pet it. 

it must be so nice to be rich instead of like … having to develop a personality

shut up lol

buy my silence

Need this.

Of course

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

Positive vibes!!!!!

Can definitely use this in preparation for the move.

Money postttt

This still has yet to work for me but like the perfect little superstitious human I am….another reblog. 😁

Ok.

What do you use to cut a Roman Emperors hair? Ceasers

You deserve a relationship that allows you to sleep peacefully at night.

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.

This is everything

Come lover, let us retire to the budoir fully clothed and don the CONJUGAL BUCKETS

You know damn well why it has a dungeon