Meanwhile, the Kaja-Cola Flava Girls are still in Revendreth and being pop stars... @daily-writing-challenge
Trixany: I've started going shoe shopping on Pinterest. But I just pin the shoes and I never buy them. I just collect them.
Trixany: It's like my Pokémon really.
Sandy Dunes: *tiny vulpera foxlike squint, looks at Trix's comm screen* What happens when you want to evolve them?
Trixany: Do I have to? There are so many on here. I have like the whole internet as my pokédex!
Sandy: If they don't evolve, then it isn't like pokemon. Hashtag tail-swish!
Trixany: Well, I mean, I'm not making the shoes fight till they pass out, either.
Mojo Jojo: I dunno, mon. Dis could work. You be havin' winter types, that's snow boots. Summer sandals. Spring... rainboots?
Black Cherry Dhalia: *Forsaken drawl* For fall, she could collect cute platform studded ankle boots. That scream and slime and smoke dry ice whenever you take a step. Very Hallow's End too, mhrmm.
Trixany: Oh! I just caught those... Looks like Steve Madden had them.
Coco: *eyeroll* Ugh, Steve Madden has everything.
Trixany: I know! It's like the Safari Zone of shoe hunting!
Coco: But none of it even fits!
Trixany: But again sis, we're not wearing the shoes. We are simply looking at them, pictures. Because it's Pinterest! So I can get all the ill-fitting Steve Madden I want! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Coco: Aren't we supposed to be trapped in dramatic Revendreth trying to resurrect a god of death just so you can get your damned toxic talk show back outta Kael'thas' clutches?!
Trixany: Well, after we dramatically threw our hearthstones into the Maw like Prince Renethal, I got distracted playing on my phone.
Coco: Worst, most vivid fourth wall breakin we've eva had on hea, I swear!! 🤬
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