bluebird.

….. nooooooooooo… what are you wearing???

clothes. why do my outfits bother you so?

w-what am i looking at here? are you saying you actually wore this outdoors, where people can see you?

what, louis vuitton not good enough for you? adidas either? of course i wore this out.

oh darling… sweet summer child… you cant just layer designer clothing on top of each other all willy nilly like that and just expect it to look good, you have to wear it right, truly appreciate the quality design. i desperately need to take you to aquaberry one of these days.

oh, but i can and i did. looks better than aquaberry. aquaberry is... so ugh. my mother’s tried to force aquaberry on me for years. not happening. that store and carmichael both make me want to v o m i t.

w-what am i looking at here? are you saying you actually wore this outdoors, where people can see you?

what, louis vuitton not good enough for you? adidas either? of course i wore this out.

is that genuinely something people say?

i think so, it’s a snapchat filter after all. friday junior and all that.

i— dont know what any of that means.

i don’t have a good enough grip to explain it to you. i’d probably be able to show you but that’s all i’ve got.

is that genuinely something people say?

i think so, it’s a snapchat filter after all. friday junior and all that.