Coral Commander VA

I miss my wife, tails

I miss her a lot

I'll be back

I miss my wife, tails

I miss her a lot

The most open-minded light-hearted accounts here will suddenly randomly post a horrendous take about something they personally dislike. It's like a monthly event. Light hearted silly accounts! Horny-posting accounts! Officialverse accounts! Your hot take is due! Better post it!

A duck-bassed account reblogged this saying "ducks aren't my favorite birds" and then deleted it within an hour, I love this website

Purple and yellow is an under-explored colour pairing

while i do enjoy 'blatantly obvious lies as a bit' as much as the next gal, i will always break keyfabe if someone needs clarification, because i know it can be hard to parse a joke sometimes, especially via a text-only medium

I used to do this with my siblings a lot. I would say "did you hear about how [total bullshit fake fact]??" And after they say "really?" or any other response, I'd follow up with "nah I'm fucking with you"

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

Everything ever unless I know them really really really really well

when I’m checking out at the register and the cashier is clearly having a horrible day, I feel like I am under so much pressure to speak soooo gently and pleasantly. like I am handling a skittish and traumatized horse. here I am offering my credit card so efficiently. here is an apple from my palm

As a cashier who frequently has bad days, it's a two-sided coin. I feel like I have to be extremely careful with customers so I don't cause myself to blow up or break down lol