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Anyway! Iโm Rae, just a quiet little goth lesbian, I have too many blogs, and this Soundwave is probably not even somewhat close to his canon portrayal.ย Careful, heโs known to bite.
Please read rules/about and let me know if youโve got any questions! :)
Rules under the cut if the link doesnโt work asfjh fucking tumblr
I will not write non-con, pedophilia or incest. Ever.
This blog will occasionally have nsfw or violent content, and so Iโd prefer minors donโt follow/interact with me. I myself am over 21 years of age.
Shipping is open but Iโm somewhat selective about it, itโs not what I aim for with my writing, but like I said if our muses click Iโm completely up for awkward situations and all of that. Also open to plotting out ships and stuff, I donโt care how rare/weird/plain just fucked up that ship is. I probably already have a folder of fanart/fanfics for it, anyway.
All relationships are split up into differentย โversesโ so to speak: Soundwave isnโt cheating on anyone. Heโs a thot, not unfaithful.
Skywarp and Thundercracker are indeed on this blog and are used as npcโs at best, this is mainly for sw interactions. Feel free to ask about them/send asks to them but donโt expect threads with them as my main muse.
Note: I donโt really enjoy shipping any of the cassettes with anyone, it just feels weird for me.
Mun does not = muse, I donโt condone half the things Soundwave (or TC and โWarp) do or say, and my opinions do not match theirs, either.
If you think this is a serious blogโฆlike only 40% of the time will I be doing serious/long threads. Probably less. This is my stress free zone and when I donโt have posts queued up there wonโt be much on here.
Shit, like, they live 5 minutes away from a cybercat cafe and sw is almost desperate enough to work there this is mostly silly things.
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"Hey, uh, Whirl? Dad? You got a minute?" And there is a nervous as hell Soundwave, checking in on his adopted sire. There is absolutely someone hiding behind him.
"What's up?" Whirl at first doesn't even look up from his worktable, at least until he notices how weird Soundwave is being.
"Alright, what did you do?" He asked, since he's assuming the nervousness stems from something getting broken, which he still wouldn't understand why he'd be nervous since he wouldn't get mad at him for it.
Oh god. Rodimus is dead. Not that the mech can see that, as he happily sticks his hand out to Whirl. "It's nice to meet you, Blue talks about you all the time, you must be one hell of a dad to make him like you so much!"
"Rodimus..." Soundwave pushes Rodimus's hand back down, inching a bit in between his adoptive sire and his partner. "We met on that multiverse space station a few months ago. We started dating right after that."
"Oh, yeah, it has been a few months hasn't it? I think you met my Ultra Magnus before you even considered letting me meet Whirl - it's nice to finally meet you, though. I don't know why Blue was so nervous about telling you about us, it's not like we're fragging already or stupid enough to get -"
"Hey, uh, Whirl? Dad? You got a minute?" And there is a nervous as hell Soundwave, checking in on his adopted sire. There is absolutely someone hiding behind him.
"What's up?" Whirl at first doesn't even look up from his worktable, at least until he notices how weird Soundwave is being.
"Alright, what did you do?" He asked, since he's assuming the nervousness stems from something getting broken, which he still wouldn't understand why he'd be nervous since he wouldn't get mad at him for it.
"Nothing! I didn't do anything!" Pauses. Looks behind him. "Well, ok, I did do something, but it's nothing bad."
Soundwave steps more into the room, wringing his hands nervously. And then he waves at whoever was behind him, urging them to step out where Whirl can see them. And they do. And it's a Rodimus, looking as nervous as Soundwave.
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anyway while were tossing memes at each other. cupped. (@nickelofprion)
He's not paying attention at all, busy staring down at a datapad with his nose scrunched up and his hand propping up his chin. He doesn't even have his visor on, so big ol' yellow optics are just squinted at the screen. He looks both exhausted and incredibly young in this moment, completely focused on what's he was reading.
It's not until hands cup his face that he realizes he wasn't alone anymore; the touch makes him beep in surprise, like a startled cat, and blink at Nickel.
"Uh. Hi? Did you need something - am I in the way?"
โYestahday, Ratbat was insistinโ he wanted ta recharge with me that day,โ she answers. โDonโt use my own logic against me,โ she scoffs, her tone joking.
โI could take it off ya servos if ya need. Really. I donโt mind doinโ stuff ta help you recover some.โ As if either of them are. โThatโs what Iโm here for. Ta help you. Nโ I worry.โ
"Why not? It works so well on everyone else." He says it with a smile, trying to hide how tired he was behind teasing words.
Take it off his hands? She couldn't lift the burden of being a carrier off of his shoulders any more than he could lift the burden of being Nickel off of hers. Still, he can't help but close his optics and let his helm lean into her hands...a nap couldn't hurt. "I suppose the ship won't fall apart if a take a little bit of time for myself..."
Skywarp is definitely still awake, still scribbling in his sketchbook. Thundercracker is semi awake, half focused on knitting a new blanket and half dozing off. Both look up at Whirl.
Whirl's plating flares a bit when the focus was put on him, evidently showing that he was nervous about something.
He's still lying flat, mostly staring up at the wall, a few times he dared at glance at his Trine.
"So.. uh.."
There really was no way to put this vaguely.
"I want. I want a bitlet, if I'm being completely honest. I dunno why but- I trust you guys, and you've been amazing with Soundwave so I..... would like.. another bitlet- If you don't want to thats fine, honestly! I-" He shuts himself up before he spirals down into word explosion again, daring himself a peek at the two.
They both stare. Silent, processing what Whirl had just said to them, had just asked of them. Was he serious? He wanted a bitlet? With them? Thundercracker is very awake now, slowly putting his knitting down as he thinks over what he wants to say. He glances over at his other trinemate, but the purple seeker is silent, staring down at the pages of his sketchbook.
"I know it was mentioned before, and I'd love to raise a little one with you, with both of you, but you don't have to, I know you've been -" And Thundercracker cuts himself off as Skywarp gets up from where he'd been sitting, sketchbook in hand.
"I want a bitlet. I've always wanted one, wanted to be a carrier and have that." He drops the sketchbook next to Whirl - its full of sketches of bitlets, sleeping, swaddled - some with seeker wings, some with copter rotors, others just beans in blankets with long helm finials and seeker crests.
Skywarp is definitely still awake, still scribbling in his sketchbook. Thundercracker is semi awake, half focused on knitting a new blanket and half dozing off. Both look up at Whirl.
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anyway while were tossing memes at each other. cupped. (@nickelofprion)
He's not paying attention at all, busy staring down at a datapad with his nose scrunched up and his hand propping up his chin. He doesn't even have his visor on, so big ol' yellow optics are just squinted at the screen. He looks both exhausted and incredibly young in this moment, completely focused on what's he was reading.
It's not until hands cup his face that he realizes he wasn't alone anymore; the touch makes him beep in surprise, like a startled cat, and blink at Nickel.
"Uh. Hi? Did you need something - am I in the way?"
Soundwave however is noticing that she's not noticing her actions. He isn't sure whether to be...awkward or feel like a youngling being gently scolded. Possibly both. And flustered, for the concern.
"I'm...I'm fine, Nickel." Without his mask, his voice seems younger and more unsure of his own words. This he doesn't notice about himself. "I'm always tired. Curse of being a young and dealing with this...everything. I'm not a fan of where my processor goes, anyway - when's the last time you recharged, Nickel?"
The softer she becomes, the more open he becomes - and nightmares are in no short supply for Soundwave.
anyway while were tossing memes at each other. cupped. (@nickelofprion)
He's not paying attention at all, busy staring down at a datapad with his nose scrunched up and his hand propping up his chin. He doesn't even have his visor on, so big ol' yellow optics are just squinted at the screen. He looks both exhausted and incredibly young in this moment, completely focused on what's he was reading.
It's not until hands cup his face that he realizes he wasn't alone anymore; the touch makes him beep in surprise, like a startled cat, and blink at Nickel.
"Uh. Hi? Did you need something - am I in the way?"
NAME: micro djd mum ๐
RINGTONE:ย this emotional song that soundwave definitely used to think about Starscream to but Nickel is the now.
LAST TEXT RECEIVED:ย where are you and the twins right now?
LAST TEXT SENT:ย ....whatever Thundercracker said we did, we didn't do, and we're completely innocent.
Send one or more emojis ( + descriptions ) for the kind of ship/dynamic youโd like to write with my muse! ( for multimuses, please specify. )
ROMANTIC
โค๏ธ committed, romantic relationship
๐ friends to lovers
๐ used to be together but broke up
โฃ๏ธ skinny love
๐ slow burn
๐ one muse has a crush on the other muse
๐ mutual pining
๐ romantic relationship of convenience
๐ซ highschool sweethearts
๐ arranged relationship ( dating, engagement, political, etc. )
๐ one-sided romantic relationship ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver )
๐คย lovers to enemies
๐ค enemies to lovers
SEXUAL
๐ a sexual relationship that could turn romantic
๐งก friends with benefits
๐ a sexual, non-romantic relationship
๐ฉ sexual relationship of convenience
๐ฅ unresolved sexual tension
๐ developing sexual relationship ( may include romance )
๐ one muse approaches the other out of convenience ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver )
๐ช enemies with sexual tension
FAMILIAL
๐ช biological family
๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ adopted family
๐งโ๐คโ๐ง family by choice/found family
๐ฉโ๐ง older/younger siblings
๐ญย twins
๐ฅ cousins or extended family
๐ฃ estranged family/feuding family
๐จโ๐ซ one muse is a teacher/mentor for the other muse ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver )
๐ธ coworkers like family
๐ก family out of circumstance
โช pretending to be family
PLATONIC
๐ friendship
๐ queerplatonic partners ( an intimate, non-romantic committed relationship )
๐ friends like siblings
๐ childhood friends
๐ง friends due to traumatic experiences
๐ค coworkers
โ reluctant friends
โ enemies to friends
๐ developing friendship
โ๏ธ friends of circumstance
๐ strangers working together
โ one muse works in service of the other ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver )
๐ด partners in illegal activities
๐ฏpartners in crime trope
โก sparring partners
๐ฉน friends forced to work against each other
๐ฅ one muse makes a deal or contract with the other ( magic or non-magic. ) ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver )
ENEMIES
๐ฆด mortal enemies
๐ enemies
โ๏ธ rivalryย
๐ก๏ธ one-sided rivalry/grudge ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver )
๐ง enemies as narrative foils
๐ฌ enemies because of conflicting ideologies
๐คซ one muse is secretly an enemy/traitor to the other muse ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver )
๐จ one muse is using the other muse for their benefit ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver )
โ guilty by association
๐ซ friends to enemies
๐ช occupational enemies
๐ฉธ enemies tolerating each other for a common goal
โซ enemies using each other out of convenience
โฌ coworkers who hate each other
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Ratbat's number one goal is to get snuggles, and he will break every single law there is to get those snuggles. He will even phase through walls and hurl himself through time and space.
He will get those snuggles...and that's a threat...
