Homère's Jack, wirehaired pointing griffon puppy, 1917

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'' Cockatrices are common livestock dragons. We keep them, we feed them, we butcher them. We also eat their eggs, cruel? for sure, i cant say no to that. however... If a hunt goes bad, at least we'll know there's gonna be a few drumsticks and wings served in our plates, they're one of our important food sources. They cant breathe fire like most other proto-dragons out there, but their bite can be quite detrimental, and entering a pen full of these scaly bastards aint.... much of a good idea. Usually we tend to wear blindfolds to not make any kind of eye contact and piss them off. While domestic Cockatrices remain neutral with our presence, one must avoid directly looking at them in the eyes. Wild Cockatrices will definitely murk your arse if they happen to spot you, with our without eye contact.''

"An appealing trio of six-weeks old Dalmatian puppies," owned by Mrs. L. W. Bonney, of Flushing, Long Island. 1937

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